Percy: Hey Frank!
Frank: Hi Percy!
Percy: Do you know what my dad has in common with Nemo?
Frank: No?
Percy: They can't be found. *laughs* Oh, I got another one!
Frank: Okay?
Percy: I don't find it cute or romantic when I see lovers names carved on trees. I wonder why so many people have knives on them. Are they planning to murder somebody?
Frank: We're literally demigods. We can't preach, we always have knives and weapons on us.
Percy: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back. We can relate to that. *hugs Frank* I should visit dad soon.
Frank: *confused as fucc*
Percy: What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Brick: Don't be rude!
Percy: *continues telling dark jokes*
Frank: Someone save me...
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Ask or Dare Percy Jackson
FanfictionAnnabeth: Ask or Dare the Hero of Olympus- Percy Jackson! Percy: *tied to a chair* What!? When did this happen!? Aurelia: Since now, Kelp Head. Percy: Hmph! Aurelia: *evil smirk* Now...Swear on the River Styx!
