Percy and Aurelia: *chatting while walking back from the grocery store to Sally's apartment*
Percy: *phone rings*
Aurelia: Are you gonna pick that up?
Percy: Nah, its an unknown number. *phone rings*
Aurelia: *eye twitches*
Percy: *phone rings*
Aurelia: *eye twitches* Pick up the dam phone!
Percy: *gives his grocery bag to Aurelia and answers the phone* Hello?
Aurelia: *struggles under the weight of the bags* I didn't mean give them to me...
King_Persasseus : Hello! Is this Percy Jackson speaking?
Percy: *suspicious*Is this a monster?
King_Persasseus : No. This is King_Persasseus . I dare you to flirt with Artemis. *hangs up*
Percy: *staring at the blank screen of his phone* Okay... Aurelia I'll need your help since you clearly know how to flirt.
Aurelia: *winces* The day you get turned into a jackalope is the day I have to convince Artemis to turn you back. And don't even try asking me for help.
*later*
Percy: *walks into the hunter's camp, revising the lines Leo gave him*
A hunter: *runs of yelling* Boy alert! Boy alert!
Other hunters: *run towards their tents*
Thalia: Hey Percy. Wassup? *pats Percy on the back, and yells to the hunters* It's just my cousin Percy! He doesn't have cooties!
Artemis: Hello Percy. What brings you here?
Percy: Can I follow you? My mom tells me to follow my dreams.
Artemis: Huh?
Percy: You look really good today.
Artemis: Uh, Thanks?
Percy: You May fall from the sky and you may fall from the tree... but I'll prefer if you fall for me.
Artemis: *fuming* HOW DARE THIS BOY FLIRT WITH ME!
Percy: *nervous* Uh oh.
Artemis: *turns Percy into a jackalope*
Aurelia: *passing by the hunters camp*
Percy: *jumps into Aurelia's arms quivering with fear*
Aurelia: *sigh* It's you, isn't it Percy?
Percy: *nods*
Aurelia: Better try and get Lady Artemis to turn you back. *sigh*
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Ask or Dare Percy Jackson
FanfictionAnnabeth: Ask or Dare the Hero of Olympus- Percy Jackson! Percy: *tied to a chair* What!? When did this happen!? Aurelia: Since now, Kelp Head. Percy: Hmph! Aurelia: *evil smirk* Now...Swear on the River Styx!
