Sea Puns

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Aurelia: Hey Per-

Percy:You little sun of a beach.

Aurelia: What?

Percy: You stole my Flounder costume you beach!

Aurelia:*gasps* Don't call me that! And is this based on a dare?

Percy: Will dared me to speak in sea puns.

Aurelia: *amused* You still didn't have to say that. I didn't steal it.

*Later*

Travis: ... And that's the back. We were thinking on the name ' Stoll Brother's Knick-Knacks'.

Percy: It's a nice place. But I'm not shore about the tidal.

Connor and Travis: *crack up* You just made a pun!

Percy: Yes. But still you need a new tidal.

Connor: You're right. How about 'Stoll Brothers Merchandise' ?

Percy: Turtle-y awesome.

*At the Mess Hall*

Annabeth: *comes over*

Percy: *pushes Aurelia away* Make Wave!

Aurelia: *falls of her seat* Ow!

Annabeth: *confused* What's all this gist about?

Percy: You're so seagullible.

Aurelia: *sighs while rubbing her back* Oh you don't wanna know.

Annabeth: *folds arms* Let me guess. Someone dare Percy to speak in sea puns.

Aurelia: *sighs* Yup.

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