Aurelia: Hey Per-
Percy:You little sun of a beach.
Aurelia: What?
Percy: You stole my Flounder costume you beach!
Aurelia:*gasps* Don't call me that! And is this based on a dare?
Percy: Will dared me to speak in sea puns.
Aurelia: *amused* You still didn't have to say that. I didn't steal it.
*Later*
Travis: ... And that's the back. We were thinking on the name ' Stoll Brother's Knick-Knacks'.
Percy: It's a nice place. But I'm not shore about the tidal.
Connor and Travis: *crack up* You just made a pun!
Percy: Yes. But still you need a new tidal.
Connor: You're right. How about 'Stoll Brothers Merchandise' ?
Percy: Turtle-y awesome.
*At the Mess Hall*
Annabeth: *comes over*
Percy: *pushes Aurelia away* Make Wave!
Aurelia: *falls of her seat* Ow!
Annabeth: *confused* What's all this gist about?
Percy: You're so seagullible.
Aurelia: *sighs while rubbing her back* Oh you don't wanna know.
Annabeth: *folds arms* Let me guess. Someone dare Percy to speak in sea puns.
Aurelia: *sighs* Yup.
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Ask or Dare Percy Jackson
FanfictionAnnabeth: Ask or Dare the Hero of Olympus- Percy Jackson! Percy: *tied to a chair* What!? When did this happen!? Aurelia: Since now, Kelp Head. Percy: Hmph! Aurelia: *evil smirk* Now...Swear on the River Styx!