Percy Blackmails Chiron Into Making Clairisse Do All the Chores For A Month

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Aurelia and Percy: *finish the last bits of blue pizza*

Aurelia: *hears her notifications on her iPad*

Percy: Was that your notifications?

Aurelia: Yup! And it looks like you have a new dare already!

Percy: What is it?

baneofkronos : *magically appears* It is from I! The baneofkronos ! I dare you to blackmail Chiron into making Clarisse do all the chores for a month using the curlers things! *disappears*

Aurelia: Let's get to work Percy!

Percy: I'm gonna like this dare! *snatches Aurelia's iPad*

Aurelia: Hey!

Percy: *starts texting Chiron* It would be much easier to text through an unknown number cause then I wouldn't get in trouble!

*Le Texts*

Unknown: I know you wear curlers in your tail you ancient pony. Gods do they look curly in the morning.

Chiron: Who are you?! How do you know that?!

Unknown: So you don't deny it? >;-]

Chiron: ...

Chiron: Please don't tell anyone! I'll do anything!

Unknown: Anything? Alright! Go tell Clairisse that she has chores for a month!

Chiron: What?!

Unknown: If you don't do it... oh well I suppose everyone will know your secret! Or worse! I could spray paint it on the Big House! 😈

Chiron: No! No! Please don't! I'll do it!

Unknown: Bye Bye!

*Le Outside Texts*

Aurelia and Percy: *look up from the phone to see Chiron galloping towards Clairisse*

Clairisse: *looks up from polishing her spear* Oh, hi Chiron-

Chiron: Clairisse! You're on chores duty!

Clairisse: WHAT?! I'M NEVER ON CHORES DUTY!

Chiron: For a month!

Clairisse: NO!

Chiron: Don't make it a half a year!

Clairisse and Chiron: *start arguing*

Aurelia and Percy: *laugh from a distance*

*later*

Aurelia and Percy: *pass by the bathroom and see Clairisse cleaning the toilets*

Percy: Hey Clairisse!

Aurelia: How are you enjoying cleaning everyone's poop?

Aurelia and Percy: *walk away while laughing*

Clairisse: *grumbles under her breath* Punks...

baneofkronos : *watches silently from the top of a cliff*

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