Percy: *sits next to Thalia*
Thalia: *covers nose* Percy, go take a shower. You stink.
Percy: *gasps* NO! It is against my religion.
Thalia: And what religion do you follow? Noshoweria? Where no one takes showers? *gets annoyed and leaves*
*Later*
Percy: *steals Aegis* Hehe. *runs out of cabin*
Thalia: *comes in and looks for her shield* Where is it? *sees it in Percy's hands* Percy! Why do you have Aegis!?
Percy: It was a prank. *gives the, now stinky, shield*
Thalia: Gross.
*Dinner*
Thalia: Percy? Can you please pass the salt?
Percy: Meep meep meeeep.
Thalia: Ugh. *reaches for the salt herself*
Thalia: *pours salt in her soup* Yum. *about to drink it*
Percy: *voices soup* Don't drink me it hurts!
Thalia: *stops and cuts her steak*
Percy: *voices steak* Ouch, ouch, stop it!
Thalia: *looks up just in time to see Percy voicing her food* PERCY! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE NOW! *grabs bow*
Percy: *gulps and runs*
Thalia: COME BACK HERE!
anniebellchase dared Percy to piss off Thalia so much she tries to kill him.
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Ask or Dare Percy Jackson
FanfictionAnnabeth: Ask or Dare the Hero of Olympus- Percy Jackson! Percy: *tied to a chair* What!? When did this happen!? Aurelia: Since now, Kelp Head. Percy: Hmph! Aurelia: *evil smirk* Now...Swear on the River Styx!
