Grand Slams time to shine?
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Nickel: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Baseball: But are you shuffling?
Nickel: Everyday.
Suitcase: What language are you two speaking??
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Baseball: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Suitcase: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Nickel: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Balloon, confused and exasperated: Suitcase, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Suitcase: Politely
- I mean shes not wrong
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Trophy: I baked you a pie!
Knife: Really?! What flavor?
Trophy: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
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Soap: You want some leftovers?
Trophy: What are those?
Soap: You've never had leftovers before?
Trophy: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.
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Baseball: Who's in charge here?
Soap, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Mic: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Knife: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Nickel: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.
Balloon: Rock.
Nickel: Paper.
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Balloon: What are you drinking?
Nickel: Vodka.
Balloon: Straight?
Nickel: No, gay. Why?
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Suitcase: I have a problem.
Nickel: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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Suitcase: How do you want your coffee?
Baseball: Black, like my soul.
Suitcase:
Suitcase: Baseball, your soul is a latte.
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Baseball: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Suitcase: Mine just says "Suitcase no."
Baseball: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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हास्य-विनोदyes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
