The hole-

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Lightbulb: *sips hot chocolate cutely*

Test tube: Lightbulb, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Lightbulb: 17 again?

Test tube: Yea

Lightbulb: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Test tube: What hole- OH MY GOD

*hole sound*

Test tube: What is that?

Lightbulb: ...It's a hole

Test tube: Yea I can see that. What's it doin' there?

Lightbulb: Well I woke up this morning... *sips hot chocolate cutely again* then there was a hole.

Test tube: What are you gonna do about it?

Lightbulb: Well, I put a rug over it!

*hole sound*

Lightbulb: Yeah, it fell in the hole.

Test tube: Shall we call the police or something?

Lightbulb: Oh yeah, I called the police yeah.

Test tube: Well, where are they?

Lightbulb: They're in the hole.

*hole sound*

Test tube: *looks around* Where is Paintbrush?

Lightbulb:

Test tube: Lightbulb, where is Paintbrush?!

Lightbulb: They're at work.

Test tube: Oh, where do they work?

Lightbulb: In the hole.

*hole sound*

Test tube: GOD! How deep even is this thing?! 

*grabs lightbulb's mug*

*drops it in the hole*

*Fan comes in and goes near the hole*

Lightbulb: That was my favorite mug...

*Fan falls in*

Lightbulb: Now it's in the hole.

*hole sound*

Test tube: Lightbulb, do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or... Lightbulb? Lightbulb?! LIGHTBULBBB!!!!

Lightbulb: Hey, what's up I got a snack

*chomp*

Test tube: Lightbulb, will you please take this seriously!

*monster noise*

*test tube screaming*

*pulls out gun*

*gunshots*

Test tube: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Lightbulb: Hole person. *throws cookie in the hole*

Test tube: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

Lightbulb: *raises an eyebrow*

Test tube: Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!

Lightbulb: I'm more worried about the space octopus...

Test tube: What space octopus?!

*space octopus noises*

Test tube: AAAAAAA-

Lightbulb:

Lightbulb: That one... Oh, here it is!

*hole sound*

Lightbulb: Oh shi-

*hole sound*




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