Lightbulb: *sips hot chocolate cutely*
Test tube: Lightbulb, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Lightbulb: 17 again?
Test tube: Yea
Lightbulb: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Test tube: What hole- OH MY GOD
*hole sound*
Test tube: What is that?
Lightbulb: ...It's a hole
Test tube: Yea I can see that. What's it doin' there?
Lightbulb: Well I woke up this morning... *sips hot chocolate cutely again* then there was a hole.
Test tube: What are you gonna do about it?
Lightbulb: Well, I put a rug over it!
*hole sound*
Lightbulb: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Test tube: Shall we call the police or something?
Lightbulb: Oh yeah, I called the police yeah.
Test tube: Well, where are they?
Lightbulb: They're in the hole.
*hole sound*
Test tube: *looks around* Where is Paintbrush?
Lightbulb:
Test tube: Lightbulb, where is Paintbrush?!
Lightbulb: They're at work.
Test tube: Oh, where do they work?
Lightbulb: In the hole.
*hole sound*
Test tube: GOD! How deep even is this thing?!
*grabs lightbulb's mug*
*drops it in the hole*
*Fan comes in and goes near the hole*
Lightbulb: That was my favorite mug...
*Fan falls in*
Lightbulb: Now it's in the hole.
*hole sound*
Test tube: Lightbulb, do you even know what this is? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or... Lightbulb? Lightbulb?! LIGHTBULBBB!!!!
Lightbulb: Hey, what's up I got a snack
*chomp*
Test tube: Lightbulb, will you please take this seriously!
*monster noise*
*test tube screaming*
*pulls out gun*
*gunshots*
Test tube: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Lightbulb: Hole person. *throws cookie in the hole*
Test tube: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!
Lightbulb: *raises an eyebrow*
Test tube: Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you being so calm about this?!
Lightbulb: I'm more worried about the space octopus...
Test tube: What space octopus?!
*space octopus noises*
Test tube: AAAAAAA-
Lightbulb:
Lightbulb: That one... Oh, here it is!
*hole sound*
Lightbulb: Oh shi-
*hole sound*
YOU ARE READING
Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school