Paintbrush: Ok rookie. Let's get in there and get this confession.
Lightbulb: You got it Painty!
Paintbrush: Alright scumbag-
Lightbulb: When I was 12, I peed on my dog.
Paintbrush: ...excuse us
Lightbulb: Right on his little dog face...
~~~
Paintbrush: Ok... You don't make the confession. He makes the confession.
Lightbulb: He peed on my dog?
Paintbrush: No, no. Just do what I do.
Paintbrush and Lightbulb: Look Trophy we could do this the easy way or th- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY THERE! STOP!!
~~~
Lightbulb: Damn it! We almost had him!
Paintbrush: Okay! New plan. I'll be good cop and you can be bad cop.
Lightbulb: Nice!
Paintbrush: Okay...
Lightbulb: EYY TROPHY! Crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda! I've got a skateboard! POGS!!
Paintbrush: That's Rad cop.
Lightbulb: Bummer!
~~~
Lightbulb: *crying* Why did you do it Trophy!! You were so young! And you had such a bright future! *knee slap is heard*
Paintbrush: Sad cop...
Lightbulb: *whines*
~~~
Lightbulb: *in an accent* Trophy, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.
Paintbrush: That's dad cop! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!
Lightbulb: Ya bin naughty!
~~~
Paintbrush: Plad cop...
Lightbulb: *in another accent* I'M SHREK!
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Paintbrush: Knee-pad cop...
Lightbulb: *showing her knee*
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Paintbrush: A Bad Bill Cosby Impersonator Trying To Explain The Plot Of Breaking Bad Cop...
Lightbulb: *Bill Cosby Impression* So, the dad from Malcolm in the middle...
Paintbrush: NOO!!
~~~
*file slam*
Lightbulb: Trophy Horseplay, street name 'Trophy???'. Born on *insert random birthday here* to *insert 2 random names because I'm too lazy*, both deceased. First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering, and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife. Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage, and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring. Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday. Fourteen eyewitnesses, camera surveillance footage, and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time. Confess now Trophy and maybe we can cut you a deal.
Paintbrush: *nods* Not bad Rookie...
Lightbulb: ALSO
Paintbrush: DAMMIT
Lightbulb: I AM A JELLY BEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENGUINS?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!
Paintbrush: Mad cop... great...
Lightbulb: I love you!
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Lightbulb: How did I do?!
Paintbrush: Terribly! Look, why don't you be good cop then I'll be bad cop!
Lightbulb: Wait... Why don't we both be bad cop?
Paintbrush:
Paintbrush: Yeaahh
Lightbulb: Yeeahh
Paintbrush: Yeeeaaaah!
Lightbulb: YEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
Paintbrush: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Lightbulb: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
~~~
Litbolb: BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLYBEANS?! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD
Painbruh: *shouts stuff that I don't understand*
Trophy: NO!! NOOO!!! I CONFESS! I CONFESS!!!!!
Litbolb: SKATEBOARDS!!!!!
Trophy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
YOU ARE READING
Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
