Lightbulb shut up

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Fan: oooooh, mighty ink demon!

Lightbulb: oooooh, mighty ink demon...

Fan: we offer you this sacrifice!

Lightbulb: we offer you this sack of rice...

Fan: cleanse him of all his imperfections!

Lightbulb: you're clear of all the intersections...

Fan: and return him to his perfect state!

Lightbulb: take a left turn on the interstate...

Fan: LIGHTBULB SHUT UP!

Lightbulb: Lightbulb shut up.

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