Cherries: Hehehehe~ Oh!
Soap: Got your nose! (your non-existent nose)
Cherries: *giggles*
Cheesy: LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT A NOSE! *shoots darts at Soap*
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Pickle, to Knife: You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meee...
Knife:
Knife: *backs away slowly*
Pickle: Please don't hurt me...
Tie: Mwuhahhaha
~~~
Cherries: Hello box!
Box: Hello!
Cherries: *surprised Pikachu face*
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Cheesy: Hey guy, hey, smell my flower.
Mic: *sniff* Mmmmmmm
*spooki monster appear!*
Mic: LOL!
~~~
Pointless button:
Apple: *click*
Apple:
Apple: Hm
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Paintbrush: Hey Lightbulb-
Lightbulb: *punches Paintbrush*
Paintbrush: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Lightbulb: *level up!*
~~~
Marshmallow: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
Apple: I'll save you! Tree powers activate!!
*pop*
~~~
Soap: Die germs!
Germ: Nuuuuu!
*sprays*
~~~
Paper: Mmm... Yum!
Cake: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!
Paper: Nooo!!
Cake: AAHH! THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!
Paper: What have I done?!
Cake: AAHH! Tell my children I love them!
Cupcakes: Daddy!
Cake: UGH!!
Paper: Nooo!!
Cupcakes: Nooo!!
*splat*
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Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school