Paintbrush: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Lightbulb: You left me, Fan, and Test tube in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Paintbrush: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Test tube, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Fan: Gray.
Paintbrush: Grey.
Test tube, turning to Lightbulb: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Lightbulb: Dark white.
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Lightbulb: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Marshmallow: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Test tube: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Fan: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Paintbrush: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Very funny Payjay
Paper: Do you want to know your gay name?
OJ: My... my gay name?
Paper: Yeah, it's your first name-
OJ: Haha. Very funny Paper-
Paper: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
OJ: Oh- oh my god.
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Fan: So, what is Lightbulb to you?
Paintbrush: The reason I wake up every morning.
Fan: ...That's adorable.
Lightbulb earlier that morning, barging into Paintbrush′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Fan: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Paintbrush: Yes.
Fan: I love you.
Paintbrush: It back.
*Later*
Lightbulb: Why is red origami crying face-down on the floor?
(i dont ship fanbrush ok?)
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Fan: I know you love them.
Paintbrush: I am not in love with Lightbulb!
Fan, staring at Paintbrush: I never said who...
Paintbrush: *realizes*
Paintbrush: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Fan: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Paintbrush: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Lightbulb I just think she's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Paintbrush, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Please help. I ship lightbrush too much.
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Fan, at Test tube: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Lightbulb, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Paintbrush: Did you take out Test tube as I requested?
Fan: Test tube has been taken out, yes.
Paintbrush: You have my grat-
Fan: It was a great restaurant.
Fan: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Fan: Test tube proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Paintbrush: Hey, Test tube, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Test tube: Yeah.
Paintbrush: And you, Fan?
Fan: Umm... yes?
Paintbrush: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Fan: Did they just-
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Test tube: I didn't drink that much last night.
Paintbrush: You were flirting with Fan.
Test tube: So what? He's my partner.
Paintbrush: You asked if he was single.
Paintbrush: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Paintbrush: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Test tube: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Paintbrush: Aww, it's a love note for Fan?
Test tube: No-
Paintbrush: *opens it*
Paintbrush:
Test tube:
Paintbrush: I can't read this.
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(Me) OK. That wasn't bad lol.
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Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
