Paintbrush: Lightbulb, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Lightbulb: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
~~~
Lightbulb: My head hurts.
Paintbrush: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
~~~
Test tube: *is hugging Lightbulb*
Fan: Hey! It's my turn to hug Lightbulb!
Fan: *grabs Lightbulb*
Paintbrush: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Test tube: No, It's still my turn!
Lightbulb: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Fan: But we need moral support!
Test tube: And you're small! Which is cute!
Paintbrush: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Lightbulb: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
(lightbulb when she goes to hotel oj)
~~~
Fan & Lightbulb in the back of Paintbrush's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Test tube: We have food at home.
Paintbrush: *pulls into the McDonald's drive-through*
Fan & Lightbulb: YAYYYYYY!
Paintbrush: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
~~~
Test tube, teaching Paintbrush to drive: Okay, you're driving and Lightbulb and Fan walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Paintbrush: Oh, definitely Fan. I could never hurt Lightbulb.
Test tube, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
~~~
Test tube: Your smile? It makes my day.
Fan: Your happiness? I live for that.
Paintbrush: A room? Get one.
Lightbulb: Hotel? Trivago.
~~~
*In a horror movie situation*
Test tube: I've got no service on my phone here.
Fan: Shoot, my battery just died.
Paintbrush: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Lightbulb: Guys, my phone is a book.
~~~
Fan: We might have gotten into a barroom brawl back in the city.
Paintbrush: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Fan: One of them punched a gang member.
Paintbrush: Test tube?
Fan: Lightbulb, actually.
Paintbrush: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
~~~
Test tube: I just want someone to take me out.
Fan: On a date?
Paintbrush: With a sniper gun?
Lightbulb: Both if you're not a coward.
~~~
Lightbulb: *tapping fingers on table*
Test tube: *taps fingers back furiously*
Paintbrush: ...What's going on?
Fan: Morse code. They're talking.
Lightbulb: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Test tube: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
~~~
Test tube: Where is Fan?
Paintbrush: I'll do you one better, who is Fan??
Lightbulb: Here's a better question, why is Fan?
~~~
Test tube, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Lightbulb, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Fan, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Paintbrush, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
