Paintbrush, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Lightbulb, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.
~~~
Paintbrush: It's dark in here
Lightbulb: Don't worry dude I got this
Lightbulb: *Stomps their feet*
Lightbulb: *Skechers light up*
~~~
Paintbrush: Lightbulb was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Lightbulb: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Paintbrush: Lightbulb, you ate a chair.
~~~
Paintbrush, talking to Lightbulb on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Lightbulb: You bet!
Paintbrush: At what temperature?
Lightbulb: 535.
Paintbrush: That's the clock.
Lightbulb:
Paintbrush:
Lightbulb: 536.
~~~
Paintbrush: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Lightbulb: Wednesay
Paintbrush: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
~~~
Lightbulb: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Paintbrush: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Lightbulb: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
~~~
Lightbulb: Here's some advice
Paintbrush: I didn't ask for any
Lightbulb: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
~~~
Lightbulb, pointing: May I sit there?
Paintbrush, flustered: That's my lap-
Lightbulb: That doesn't answer my question, Painty.
~~~
Lightbulb: What's up guys? I'm back.
Paintbrush: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Lightbulb: Death is a social construct.
~~~
Lightbulb: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Paintbrush: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
~~~
Lightbulb: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Paintbrush: Lightbulb, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is that you're a dumbass.
~~~
Lightbulb: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Paintbrush: Go the fuck to sleep
Lightbulb: What gif I don't want to?
Paintbrush: Fuck You
~~~
Lightbulb: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Paintbrush: What did you do?
Lightbulb: Nobody died.
Paintbrush: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
~~~
Paintbrush: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Lightbulb: *chugs entire bottle*
Lightbulb: It's perfume.
~~~
Paintbrush, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Lightbulb: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
~~~
Paintbrush: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Lightbulb, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
~~~
Paintbrush: Top 30 reasons why Paintbrush is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Lightbulb: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
~~~
Paintbrush: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Lightbulb: What's that?
Paintbrush: Remorse code.
Lightbulb: I'm even angrier now.
~~~
Lightbulb: So are we flirting right now?
Paintbrush: LIGHTBULB! I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Lightbulb: That doesn't answer my question.
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Inanimate crack
Humoryes crack i am very bored. this will probably be filled with the main 4 bright lights because i love them so much. this has incorrect quotes, headcanons, tier lists and cringe! Slow updates? Because of school
