things my friends have said as the gang

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here's your fucking garbage bag -pony

it would be so cool if you covered yourself in paint and just break danced on a canvas -johnny

this is not a laughing matter, there is cum smudges on my sheets -steve

how you gonna see with no pupil -darry

oh no, our band its broken -pony

i'm shaped like a man so i might as well make use of it -twobit

eyes don't bleed -soda

who's rick are you shitting? -pony

pussy in da pussy?! -twobit

left a bad taste on your- fuck you -steve

we can run away into the sunset while i sing the daddy issues remix -twobit

it's ironic cause i used to be a drug addict -dallas

not right now i'm listening to freaky friday -twobit

i like catnip cause it's like you can buy drugs for your cat -steve

screw this i'm playing piano tiles -darry

half of my face is falling off -twobit

if i can't kiss your girlfriend then i don't know who can -dallas

oh my gosh what a ball sack! -soda

i'll be your brother and your girlfriend at the same time -steve

there's a tampon in my nose -twobit

ugh my throat is gargling -dallas

it's not too late for an abortion -darry

it's way warmer than nipple stickies -twobit

but in the end, gilfs! bring me a grandma! -steve

i hope you have a great ponyless birthday eve -pony

you guys wish you were sex -dallas

pov you're riding my cock -twobit

what's beep star? -darry

it's cause we're wearing our man panties -soda

why am i man spreding right now? -twobit

go off shit butt -darry

fuck this, no pants -dallas

this are really good for handcuffs -darry talking about dallas

i'm laying on myself -johnny

ew i'm sober, gross gross gross -twobit

turn me into a rainbow, i don't mind -dallas

cherry: wanna hear my marcia impression?
marcia: sure
cherry: i'm not a lesbian

NO MY WEEZER MEMES -twobit

i wish i could give my bitmoji a massive cock -dallas

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