The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends have said as the gang

you look like you got hit in the face with a bag of hammers, and i like it -dallas

i feel vaccinated -darry

pony: kill yourself
dallas: i've tried

i have a knife -johnny

they like stabbing people gayly -soda

thomas your mom -soda

i mean i'll populate wherever i want -dallas

there is period blood on my jeans -cherry

don't look at my coochie woochie guys -twobit

twobit: idk how to use tampons
marcia: i'll teach you 😉

i can make my dog go really fast if i go down the stairs -steve

uh oh i just deleted my whole entire body -darry

when i go to sleep everything just disappears and all that's left is my extremely long dick and roller skates -twobit

i'm the pen.... your dad is the cap -steve

does she wanna see my dick?🥺 -dallas

this song makes me wanna cut myself... NO don't skip it! -ponyboy

weezer my geezer -steve

cherry: i wanna male friend
ponyboy: i'm your male friend
cherry: you're gay it doesn't count

you know the 600 pound life? yeah i wouldn't date that -sodapop

did you just hit your dick off my floor? -darry

holy shot i'm gonna break your face -dallas

if one more person interrupts me while i'm eating my mac and cheese on the phone with soda, i'm going to commit a war crime -steve

putting balls on my face in my everskies status is definitely racially motivated -ponyboy

i'm on my knees, cause i'm a whore -sodapop

my bad i just started playing the bag pipes -twobit

sorry guys i had to tape my dick back on, it fell off -steve