The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends have said as the gang

i'm gonna kiss your mom on the teeth -sodapop

such a big penis i have -two-bit

they're my fav fags -ponyboy talking about steve and soda

wear condoms -darry

his eyes are blue and green like the ocean in the south and i wanna rip them out of his head -ponyboy

the masculine urge to grab some boobs -dallas

baking and cooking is the same thing. you put it on near the oven and you eat it -sodapop

i'd slap a tail on -johnny

kinky pears -two-bit

but i'd break every crayon and eat the book -steve

i often behave in ANIMALISTIC WAYS -two-bit

i like chasing people like an animal on all fours -dallas

i have like a fight for flight thing cause i might start swinging -dallas

i like it when they act like a shark during sex -steve

i would be willing to leave everything hind to live the bdsm life of my dreams, NO! I HAVE A DOG -johnny

butt holes and cesar salad -two-but

stop drawing boob on my desk -darry

no yeah, aylish -dallas

no boob -cherry

homophobic is that bad, sometimes -dallas

pony: what's your opinion on gay?
darry: uhhh gay

you ask. you ask! you be polite -darry

i asked sodapop if i looked like a milf, you know what your mom is? -steve talking to two-bit

smile face -johnny

no needle -johnny

this pencil is a dart -dallas

big pulps -two-bit

don't hit me! not polite -ponyboy

are they charged from jesus candle? -sodapop

numbers- i mean math -two-bit

meth time? -dallas

*in a southern accent* fondled or had your butt cheeks fondled -dallas

i'm bi, i have friends over all the time -ponyboy

ive been impregnated -darry (in every single darry x dallas fan fic)

ponyboy: why do you date younger girls?
dallas: i just attract them

this shit wouldn't come out of my ass -steve

they call it the restroom, i was fighting for my life in there -two-bit

i like to think i'm a funny person -two-but

it bounced off the walls of my ass -steve

it had some base to it -sodapop

i will lift my shirt and show you my armpit hair -darry

i went on mute and pooped again -steve

tim : you seem like the type of person to be a cat
dallas: meow

i'll be your kitten -ponyboy

currently aggressively throwing it back -aodapop

oooo! my bagel! -steve

i'd be a good lesbian -sodapop

i'm gonna go *pants* get a can of cock -steve

steve: do you prefer cock, diet cock, or cock zero?
sodapop: pepsi
steve: oh you mean pebis

did you know that 90% of men, *BLOWS INTO PHONE MIC* -two-bit

two-bit: my mom will beat your ass
steve: i'll eat your moms ass

that's right! i'm your new step dad -darry

dallas: can i have the head?
two-bit: of the penis?
dallas: yeah
two-bit: no i'm using it as chewing gum

you want some horse radish sauce -darry

steve: we're all cousins
two-bit: *plays sweet home alabama*

you clocked in my mouth -ponyboy

ew you taste weird -sodapop

you licked my young -steve

can you throw you up the wall? -dallas

your thrust game isn't good unless you can move a whole bench with it -steve

it's a treat for the floor gremlins -darry

what? you have boobs on my chest? -sodapop talking to darry

what are you, gay? -steve at sodapop

it sounds like you're in your bathroom right now -ponyboy

tw: darry -ponyboy

mmm bus -two-bit

hey that dipshit who never goes to class, he fell over -two-bit

i smell like there's a cock between my legs -dallas

NO MY POPIT SQUISH SIMPLE DIMPLE -johnny

soda i heard the reason you weren't inviting me to hang out is because i don't like horse boy, which i don't -steve

they're timbits but justin beber flavoured -dallas

i bet his lips taste like cheating and lies -johnny

suicide is untreatable -ponyboy

i'm posting smut next so get ready. i'm sorry for not posting much but i've posted everyday for the last three days so you're welcome.