The Outsiders ships, smut, and gang one-shots

things my friends have said as the gang

yeah i'm sorry i'm doing this again. i think when i've gone a few weeks without posting i might start adding to this series a bit more. i have a story halfway written so i'll hopefully get enough energy to finish that soon.

how would you feel if i bit your dick? -two-bit

wanna see some really cool kicks? *kicks cup* *moans* -steve

jokes on you mom, they're men -sodapop

i am the average size and age of the canadian male -ponyboy

johnny: pony, i did it. i called him baby.
ponyboy: JOHNNY!
johnny: i mean dally

johnny: pony let me try on his corset today
dally: rrraagggh

sodapop: *rolls iver* i will make you food
steve: thank you mommy

*looks at a goth* i don't go here -dallas

no i'm not gonna kill my mom, she gives me money -steve

i'm wearing a pad. can you hear it? you can hear it when i shake my butt -cherry talking to marcia

i'm in fertile now -darry

he doesn't have blue balls, it's black and blue balls -steve

johnny is the guy with a knife -ponyboy

i'm gonna put my dick in skim milk -two-bit

i thought that was the lorax coming for my ass -steve

bmw, the bank of montreal -sodapop

i fear bonners -ponyboy

johnny: money or love?
dally: sex.

why is mr man on a mountain? get off that mountain -sodapop

i have a fat cock -two-but

penticock!! we found you -steve

she took my vape, i took her money -dallas

dallas: *on facetime with ponyboy*
ponyboy: are you okay?
dallas:... FIVE DEAD PEOPLE

i'm not cute baka -sodapop

ive never wanted to punch a pregnant lady more in my life -dallas

i'm gonna suck your dick so hard -steve talking to sodapop

two-bit: you owe me
steve: a blow job?

there's boobage -darry

i'm just here -johnny

i need my dirt stash -dallas

if i had a girlfriend, i'd lick the clit -sodapop

my parents are in a good healthy relationship. that's why they're devorcing -johnny