Hermione Granger Imagines

Moments #2

Male reader

G.W: what's that noise?

R.W: I dunno

H.P: beats me

*THUD*

Harry, Ron, Ginny hears this *h-harder Y/N*

*THUD*

G.W: OH MY GODRIC, THEY'RE FUCKING

H.P: *the woman was to stunned to speak*

R.W: *still visibly confused

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Gender neutral

Y/N: yeah sure I'll come *on the phone

H.G: who you talking to love?

Y/N: we're gonna fuck it so hard that our legs gonna go numb *still on the phone*

H.G: WHAT?! OH NO NO NO NOT TODAY YOURE NOT *gets phone from Y/N*

Y/N: w-what are you doing? *Confused*

H.G: LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING THIEF THIS IS MY MAN/WOMAN SO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM *talking in the phone with your friend*

Y/F (your friend): uhmm... We were talking about just dance........of how were gonna fuck it cause we're great at the.....game. *talking to Hermione*

H.G: I-i I am so so sorry *hangs the phone up

Y/N: *dying because of laughter*

H.G: shut up. No sex for a week for scaring me.

Y/N: *immediately stops laughing and starts whining* b-but love

H.G: no

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Gender neutral

Y/N: hey I-

H.G: I do not fancy you Y/N L/N

Y/N: I wasn't going to say that but thank you for destroying my ego and self love

H.G: oh

Y/N: *sees Lavender and goes to her while calling for her* hey Laven-

H.G: I DO FANCY YOU

Y/N: Geez woman I was just wanna ask her the homework

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