My book: *actually gets views*
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My readers knowing exactly what kind of bullshit I'm about to write: Ah shit, here we go again-
Y/N: Have you heard? There's a flood in the valley
Undertaker: I'd like to make a flood in your valley-
Ciel: *slamming his hands down on a coffin* FIVE SECONDS IS ALL I ASK-
Undertaker: I've started seeing someone
Alice: As in dating or as in hallucinations?
Grelle: We were running out of red paint so I used an expense-free alternative for the "Merry Christmas" banner
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Is that bloo-
Grelle: Don't worry about it
Sebastian: What are you drinking?
Y/N: Vodka
Sebastian: What the hell? Straight?
Y/N: No, gay
Sebastian: No I mean the vodka
Y/N: How am I supposed to know the vodka's sexuality?
Finny: Bard, where do babies come from?
Bard: *looks to Sebastian*
Sebastian: It's okay, you can tell him. He's old enough
Bard: *completely serious* The Black Market
Y/N: Who made these cookies? They taste like shi-
Finny: I did
Y/N: ssssSHHIVER me FUCKING timbers!! Like God himself made them! They're great!!
Y/N: Is that sprinkles in mac 'n' cheese?
Undertaker: Yes
Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you
Undertaker: Everything, next question-
Y/N: Why are you burying me alive?
Undertaker: Because I treasure you
Y/N: Awww but please stop I have dirt in my mouth
Sebastian: My dreams were shattered years ago
Ciel: How many?
Sebastian: How long have we had a contract?
William: *mumbling in Latin*
Y/N: For the last time
Y/N: I'm not a demon and you can't exorcize me
William: Worth a try
Sebastian: *in the adjacent room screaming and hissing in pain*
Y/N: Damn this food slaps your mom off the face of the Earth and sends her hurling into Uranus's ear canal
Agni: *in tears* You can just say it tastes good
[Meeting for the first time]
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓'𝖘 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖎𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉
FanfictionWelcome back to the madness and insanity that is the life of Y/N L/N. This book is the second in a series titled: The Queen's Lion in which young Y/N finds herself in the world of her favorite manga: Black Butler. It is necessary to read the first b...
