In honor of me completing the Phantomhive Manor Murder Arc
Ciel: Can you check under my bed for monsters?
Y/N: Look I appreciate your confidence in me but if there's a monster under your bed it's killing us both
Sebastian: Y/N is the reason why I need more time off AND the reason I get less
Y/N:...
Y/N: That's like mad impressive tho you gotta admit-
Interviewer: So, what do you see yourself doing in five years?
Undertaker: *staring at the ground, holding back tears, almost throwing up, fighting the urge to say 'your mom'* Am I allowed to skip?
Soma: You are what you eat
Y/N: Oh wow I didn't know Ciel and Sebastian lived off of salt alone
Y/N: Seems a bit unhealthy
Sebastian: Happy Birthday!
Y/N: Oh, thank you!
Undertaker: Happy womb eviction day!
Y/N:...
Y/N: Thanks?
Undertaker: Well you can't say I'm wrong-
Grelle: They say we learn from our mistakes, so that's why I'm making as many as possible
William: ...
Grelle: Soon I'll be a genius
Ciel: It's 1889 why can't I delete friends in real life?
Grey: The thing you're thinking about is called murder
Y/N: Would you look at the time! It's getting late, we should get going Ciel haha
Bard: *Holding a newborn baby* What are its stats?
Y/N: You failed the drug test
Lau: I only had a bagel
Y/N: Explain the weed and cocaine
Lau: It was an everything bagel
Sebastian: How dare you call me unstable on this day
Sebastian: The day of my cat's quinceanera
Grey: So if a Christian astronaut dies in space do they go to Heaven or are they out of bounds?
Y/N: *Whispering to Ciel* So have you guys considered like a restraining order or-
Someone: Sebastian low-key sucks
Y/N: *Who literally just called him a fucking asshole* I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your life slaving away to buy shoes for him
Ronald: You know what they say, roses are red, violets are blue
Ronald: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
Grey: You're so pessimistic
Ciel: Have you seen this world?
Ciel: I'm not pessimistic
Ciel: I'm correct
Undertaker: So are you a top or a bottom?
Y/N: Haha funny story
Y/N: I'm ACTUALLY a mild threat to all lifeforms
Y/N: A cough is just a crunchy breath
Soma: A yawn is a boneless cough
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓'𝖘 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖎𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖉
FanfictionWelcome back to the madness and insanity that is the life of Y/N L/N. This book is the second in a series titled: The Queen's Lion in which young Y/N finds herself in the world of her favorite manga: Black Butler. It is necessary to read the first b...
