niallhoran: WHATS UP MY BOYS
louist91: niall you're yelling
louist91: stop yelling
zaynmalik: we are also not ur boys
niallhoran: yes you are
niallhoran: anyways, I need advice, because Harry isn't being helpful
harrystyles: YES I AM
harrystyles: YOU JUST DONT LIKE MY ADVICE BECAUSE IM RIGHT
niallhoran: NO YOURE NOT ITS BAD ADVICE
louist91: boys, boys, calm down
niallhoran: DO NOT PATRONIZE US, TOMLINSON
harrystyles: Hey don't yell at Louis
louist91: yeah what he said
liampayne: anyways, what's the problem niall
niallhoran: okay so I may have fucked up and accidentally broken my mums blender
niallhoran: what the fuck do I do
niallhoran: like do I just pretend it was already broken and I had nothing to do with it, or do I tell her
louist91: uh
louist91: how often does she use the blender
harrystyles: LOUIS
louist91: IM JUST ASKING
niallhoran: uhhh like at least once a week
louist91: yeah you're fucked mate, just tell her and hope you're not the one who has to buy the replacement
harrystyles: THATS WHAT I SAID
louist91: and it was wonderful advice indeed, my dear harold <3
harrystyles: Thank you <3
zaynmalik: get a room
louist91: die
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FanfictionLouis is 20 years old to Harry's 18. Louis mistakenly messages Harry on Instagram, and they quickly form a connection over being complete idiots. • • • louist91: you're Harry Sawyer, right? harrystyles: ...no. harrystyles: It literally says my last...
