-karlnap oneshots!-

-The one with nine fucking months-

Dream, Sapnap and George were sitting on the couch, still confused and wanting to know what had happened to Karl. Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo were on the floor, the five years old knew nothing about what was happening. Bad and Quackity were both leaning on the back of the couch, confused. Wilbur and Techno were both on either sides of the couch, starring at each other intensely. Phil shushed everyone and began to speak. He saw Puffy and Karl walk down the stairs hand and hand. Karl was in an oversized sweater; his eyes were red and puffy, clear tear track clear on his cheeks. Phil looked at the both through soft eyes and waited for Karl to sit on the floor near the five year old. Immediately being bombarded by question from the Dream team. 

Phi quickly shushed the two and began to clear his throat.

"Okay, so due to recent events Karl has an announcement." Phil began, his voice visibly soft and looked at Karl who stood up and exhaled loudly. 

"I'm pregnant." He said and there was a large moment of pure silence. Everyone was wondering if this was a joke or not. But it was defiantly real when Karl started to dry and lean into Phil's side. 

"Karl you're seventeen, who's the father?" Bad asked, voice soft yet you could still tell he was visibly enraged. He felt someone get up and wrap their arms around Karl's waist and he immediately knew who it was.

"Darling." Sapnap cooed, he didn't have the word to describe anything. How was he supposed to respond when his boyfriend just told everyone in the house he lives in that he was pregnant.

"How stupid do you have to be to get pregnant these days?" George spoke up and Karl flipped around and looked at George with the 'what the fuck' look. "Like, condoms exist people."

"Okay Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo let's go!" Puffy said and ushered the smaller children out. Karl took a deep breath.

"Everyone could wear everything they need! And one of those suckers could still get through! Condoms are only 95% safe!" Karl bit back and looked at George in spite.

"WHAT!" Quackity said and got up in a rage. "ONLY 95%" He scream and Karl nodded.

"I have to go make some calls..." Quackity said and got up and left the room. Karl giggled and went to sit down. Sapnap quickly sat by his side and peppered kisses along the brunettes face. Karl fell asleep immediately and lay against Sapnap chest. Dream got up and sat near Sapnap.

"So you guys really use a condom?" He asked and raised his eye brows.

"No, Karl just didn't say it." Sapnap answered and Dream laughed and nodded. George then came back into the room, Quackity was too busy chewing out the condoms company, least to say he and Wilbur may be in a little bit of a pickle..

1 month

Karl was one month pregnant. You could barely tell besides the fact that his stomach was slightly bloated. Karl got up an the felt a small che in his knees but passed it off and went to get breakfast with everyone. He went and sat at their long table. George was to his right with Quackity next to him. In front was Sapnap who was to the left of Dream with Quackity to his right. Bad was at the end of the table and in the front was Wilbur, who wasn't even part of the youth centre but it seemed almost getting Quackity pregnant gave him some small perks. Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo were all sitting at a different table being supervised by the two adults. 

Karl began to poke at the eggs and shoveler a small but in his mouth. He chewed on it for a while then rushed up and got put off his chair and rushed to the bathroom. Shutting the door with his foot and swiftly locking it. Karl bent over their toilet and began to throw up. He though he couldn't eat eggs anymore or that he was having morning sickness. He heard rapid knocks on the door and a small 'you okay?" From outside. He refreshed himself and cleaned himself up, unlocking the door and stepping out seeing everyone crowd around him.