-karlnap oneshots!-

-The one with the broke boys-

Karl groaned checking his wallet.

"Fuck i'm so broke!" He said pushing his hands into his hair. He called his last resort to knowledge.

"Hey George!"

"Hi Karl!"

"I need money! But i'm not asking you for it!"

"What?"

"I'm broke and I need a way to make money!" 

"Get a job?"

"No, something else."

"Why are you asking me?"

"Because you always seem to have money, Bitch!" Karl said sassily.

"Fuck off you whore!"

"Your a dick."

"K so you really want to know?"

"Yes dumb bitch!"

"Oh fuck off!"

"Sorry bestie, so you gonna tell me or not?"

"Are we Bi-polar?"George asked ans Karl heard a 'YES' in the background.

"Bitch am I on speaker?" Karl asked annoyed

"Yes honey."

"Men or women?"

"Two men."

"OHHHH is it the one you gave head to in a parking lot!" Karl asked going through the list of guys George knew.

"Nope!" George said laughing out of embarrassment.

"Fuck! Is it the bitch who wanted a threesome, i'll kick his balls!" Karl said annoyed.

"Nope, you get one more guess." George said laughing.

"Um, is it the one that radiates big dick energy?" Karl asked the younger.

"Yep." George asked laughing, Karl heard a distant 'thankyou'. 

"Oh but his eyes make him look like a bottom though." Karl said contemplating the possibilities.

George was laughing his ass of as he heard a distant gasp and Karl was giggling.

"Karl, if you want money send me a pic of you." George asked.

"Like sexy or cute?" Karl asked.

"Put on the thing!" George said clapping.

"Okay, Okay gimme a moment!" Karl said slipping into a skirt and a jumper he stood in the mirror and popped his hip, sticking his tongue out and rolling his eyes back. He took a pic and sent it to George.

"There Georgie." Karl said lying on his bed. 

"You look pretty." George said looking at the picture.

"Not as pretty as you!" Karl said giggling.

"Awww~ That was cute." George cooed.

"What'd you do with the pic?" Karl asked licking a lolly pop.

"Show it to a friend." George said.

"Man?"

"Man."

"Pic?"

"here." George said as Karl got a notification. It was a picture of a an with black hair and a white bandana smoking.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Karl screamed into a pillow.

"What? What?!" George asked worriedly, scarred for his best friend.