The Return Of A Champion

Chapter 37 Funny Business

27 September 1987

Luan Loud woke up this fine morning feeling good as today she has a whole day set up with her estranged brother, although the month of September wasn't good to the actress as she was handed divorce papers by her husband who was tired of her infidelity and decided to give up on their marriage, this coming a week after the two had talked out recent issues and just needed to fix things when she returns to Hollywood, California but now what's the point of going back as the love of her life insisted on a divorce no turning back, Rita and Lynn Sr said she can stay here until the divorce is finalized and all her sisters comforted their famous sister and the most shocking thing was Lincoln himself he comforted her and he said he wants to spend as much time with her as possible while she's going through this and that made her get some ideas on how to take advantage of this gesture by her brother and maybe get him to forgive her but first she had to get ready as she had some errands to run and then an important meeting about 3 possible movie roles for next year with her agent whose flying in from Los Angeles today after he took the first flight out of California to Michigan since and they'll meet in Detroit at a restaurant as she doesn't know how long her meeting with her agent will last she told Lincoln that their day together will be postponed until tomorrow as she's got her hands full

Lynn Jr was at the gym with Lincoln encouraging him to hit harder as he was hitting the heavy bag she had long hair again even longer than when she was 13

Lynn Jr: Left, right, Jab Body shot, uppercut, overhand right, left hook, right hook

Lincoln did all those punches and added some very fast flurries

Eddie Futch: Time good work Lincoln and great work Lynn Jr it seems I have misjudged you you make a fantastic trainer
Lynn Jr: Thank you Mr Futch, I'm glad I can help
Lincoln: Well I'm not glad you hired this slave driver to abuse me again
Eddie Futch: Lincoln that's not nice she's helping you now apologize or I'm no longer your coach
Lincoln: Fine I'm sorry Lynn it won't happen again
Lynn Jr: Was that so hard Stinkoln?
Lincoln: Call me Stinkoln one more time and I'll...
Eddie Futch: Lincoln, Lynn stop it both of you better behave and both of you are gonna get punishments, Lynn you'll be working carrying the towels, filling, carrying and cleaning out the spit buckets and washing Lincoln's gym clothes and his trunks and gloves for a whole week
Lynn Jr: What you can't be serious!, the first two I can take but washing this man's gym attire aw come on!
Eddie Futch: No buts and that's final!
Lincoln breaks out laughing
Lincoln: Serves you right sore loser!
Eddie Futch: As for you champ you'll be getting a lot more punch resistance training and sparring this week
Lincoln: That's all?
Eddie Futch: Your hitter and main sparring partner for the week will be Lynn Loud Jr!!!
Lincoln: What!!!
Lynn Jr: Yay there's some justice I'll be smashing the "great" Ultimate Warrior Lincoln Loud's ass all day everyday for 7 days!! ( She laughs)
Lincoln: What are you laughing at I'll still kick your ass again if you dare hurt me at any point throughout all this
Eddie Futch: There won't be any ass kicking allowed for you Lincoln, Lynn is the only one who has that privilege
your not allowed to hit her once in punch resistance or reflex training and she'll have at least 5 rounds of the 500 You'll be sparring with her each day to completely dominate you all over this ring including knockdowns if you knock her down at any point she'll have full right to retaliate and send you down as well I hope I made myself clear
Lincoln: Oh Christ, Yes sir
Lincoln looked at Lynn and saw she was enjoying every moment of his punishment as her smile grew bigger and she flexed her knuckles till an audible crack was heard

Lynn Jr slammed her fist into her palm with excitement that she'll get to kick her brother's ass as much as she wants and there's very little he can do about it

Lincoln was not happy about this but he wasn't gonna argue with Eddie Futch as he needs him and it's always his way or the highway when it comes to fighters, All he can do is brace for what will be a very painful week ahead