Percabeth one shots

Texting Catastrophe

Hey Guys! So this is my first texting story, please feel free to give me feedback on it but I'm really excited to make this! It's going to be short as I've never done it and am just getting a feel for it, but I hope you enjoy!

Percy

Annabeth

Piper

Jason

Sent 3:45 am 

I swear to god if u don't stop w/e ur doing rn im going 2 kill u.

Excuse me?

I'm not screwing with you Jason  this stopped being funny like 4 hrs ago. u can continue ur loud ass racket  later. u can't sing anyway just give it up man.

Oh crap

Oh my gof im so sorry my apartment neighbor, well like friend kinda w/e u want to call him got a new number omg i hope i didn't wake you up.

Please, I study architecture. I'm awake. Although your grammar does cause me physical pain.

Ah right thats cool? srry i now its like really early, did i interupt ur studying?

Yes, it's very cool. Just like that grammar rule you learned in second grade about capitalizing I's.

right yeah srry 2 erly 2 think

At what time exactly do you start thinking?

Uh, like, 12? 

I hope you're job requires you to be nocturnal...

Uh nope im a swim coach... not very nocturnal. Class's also get in the way of that, im studying marine biology. 

I hope you realize 'im' is not a word. I'M certain of it. 

Have we not gone over the hole thinking thing?

Well at least you're not an English major. 

Ah no that would end bad.

*badly

Honestly I just came to yell at my neighbor and I'm feeling so attacked right now

And he proves he knows some grammar!

Yes well I didn't exactly mean to text a grammar nazi.

I prefer informed individual. 

I prefer not putting effort into texting, but I guess we don't always get what we want.

Also you started a sentence with and. Ha. XP

It is four in the morning I think I'll allow myself a slight snafu.

Bless you?

No you idiot, snafu, as in, a mistake?

Why are you using a question mark aren't you the one that knows the word?

That is the first decently written sentence i think I've ever seen from you.

You're in my phone as grammar nazi now. And yes I've drinken coffee at this point, I take a swim around 5 so I've given up on sleeping.

Let's hope you don't fall asleep in the water and drown. 

From: Princess Piper 4:25

Annabeth I never knew that different types of columns could be so funny. 

Oh they're interesting, not that funny though. What brought that to mind?