Konosuba dragon born malereader

It's not free realestate

Todd walked in.

Todd: You guys! I just received these old memories!

He sat down and explained it to you guys.

(Y/N): I knew it!

Todd: Yes, so this world is just a downgraded version of The Elderscrolls.

(Y/N): My theories are correct!!! So does that mean im more powerful than any being here?!

Todd: Yes. You may very well be able to rape the devil king in an instant.

This isn't gonna be one of those were (Y/N) has too much power and doesn't know what to do with it.

(Y/N): So that explains why Kyoyas sword gram couldn't even get to the muscle... So does that mean im a God to this dimension?

Todd: You very well could be. I wouldn't be surprised if you could kill the Gods of this universe.

(Y/N): This power is insane... It's a good thing it's in the right hands...

The girls later approached.

Darkness: Hey guys. Any quests to do?

(Y/N): Eh, im not sure. Any quest during the winter?

Darkness: most people don't do much during the winter.

Todd: Yeah, also since I got my memories, im gonna go ahead and become an adventurer.

(Y/N): Alright. Have fun.

Todd: I'll show you my stats after.

Kazuma and aqua walked up to you with a quest.

Kazuma: How is this quest?

(Y/N): Hmm, looks good. How about you take Todd? He seems to be registering.

Kazuma: Sure. Are you coming?

(Y/N): No, I think im gonna look at some property. I'd like to get a large manor. I can already envision it now!  An armory, a trophy room, a large bed...

Megumin: Sir, that sounds amazing!

(Y/N): It will be!

While you and Megumin we're imagining the whole thing, the others were just looking at Todd's op stats.

(Y/N): Alrig-

Todd interrupted you.

Todd: Loooook at these stats!!!

(Y/N): Wow! Grand Wizard, that's a step above most crimson demons!

Todd: Let's goooo!!!!

They all left off to the quest while you looked at property for sale.

Smaller shack...

(Y/N): Hmmm, too small.

Castle...

(Y/N): Too scary, probably haunted.

3 story condo...

(Y/N): Huge, good size. I like it but ill still look at a few more.

Many properties later...

(Y/N): There's a few good ones but none quite satisfactory.

It was dark. Maybe 12:30. Thats when you saw Yunyun, sitting alone.

(Y/N): Well if it isn't Yunyun.

Yunyun's mood brightened quite a bit.

Yunyun: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): What are you doing out this late?

Yunyun: I just felt like doing something today and I got lost.

(Y/N): Ah.

You sat down next to her.

(Y/N): Beautiful night we're having...

Yunyun: Youre right. It is pretty.

(Y/N): Too bad we don't see each other often. Oh! I forgot that I made you something.

You pulled out a dragon bone dagger.

(Y/N): It's a dagger! Made by yours truly~

Yunyun was delighted with the gift.

Yunyun: Oh my goodness! Thank you, I'll cherish it forever...

She smiled and hugged it.

(Y/N): Youre welcome.

You hugged her. (A side one)

(Y/N): She is so cute...

Yunyun started blushing.

(Y/N): Oh, did I say that out loud? Okay! Let's go home.

You walked her back to "your place" because you couldn't send her out this late on her own.

(Y/N): *stretch* you can stay in my bed. I'll just sleep here, on the floor...