It was a sunny day and you got up and felt all that walking with megumine so much had put a toll on your back.
(Y/N): Damn, my back.
You got your normal day clothes on (which was just a wife beater and jeans).
(Y/N): *yawn* morning wiz.
She was cooking some breakfast for you both. She's undead but she eats cause she likes it.
Wiz: Oh hi (Y/N).
(Y/N): Well here's all the payment from all that debt I'm in. Keep the change.
Wiz picked it up.
Wiz: Y-you doesn't have to do this!
(Y/N): No really. I've been staying here free of charge for months.
Wiz: Ok... How much is it?
(Y/N): half a million eris.
Wiz: No no that's too much!
(Y/N): Nah! Ima head out! Bye!
Wiz: Huh?!
As you walked out you could tell she was grateful for the money but she just felt like she was given too much.
You walked straight into the guild where you see Kazuma and Aqua talking about something by the quest board, whilst megumine and darkness were chatting as well.
(Y/N): Morning luna.
Luna: Morning cutie.
(Y/N): Heh.
You see Kazuma walk up to you.
Kazuma: We're gonna go on a quest. Wanna come with me?
(Y/N): But today was an off day for me...
Kazuma: Okay then. See ya!
(Y/N): See ya.
You then see someone rush up to you with their knife out.
???: You!
(Y/N): I think you have me mistaken for someone else...
???: No! You're the one that stole my goat!
(Y/N): Goat? Hell is this nut talking about?
???: Give me back my goat or I'm gonna gut you like a fish!
Had to change it from Skyrim because it wouldn't make sense for this to be too similar to the quest in it.
(Y/N): Calm your tits! I have no idea what the hell is going on here!
Luna: What's going on here?
(Y/N): Thia guy thinks I stole his goat!
Luna: Oh you did. I saw you with some guy steal it and runoff.
(Y/N): Who is this guy?
Luna: Beats me. I do know you ran over to the nearest giant camp down the road with it for some reason.
(Y/N): Alright ill take you're word for it. Ok man ill get your goat.
???: Thank you! It was my prized goat!
You ran downhill to the giant camp near town and saw a goat and 2 giants.
(Y/N): Hey there giants!
Giant 1: You again?
Giant 2: Thanks for the goat! It gave us great goat milk!
(Y/N): Yeah that's what I'm here about...
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Konosuba dragon born malereader
Fanfiction(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
