(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
You went straight into the stagecoach with Yunyun to head back home. But then you had a brilliant idea.
(Y/N): I've been walking around in a shirt and jeans. I'm gonna go make some new armor.
You got the driver to stop by the blacksmith.
The blacksmith was sharpening a fancy sword.
Blacksmith: Ah, what can I do for you today?
(Y/N): Not much, can I use your forge?
Blacksmith: I don't see why not.
(Y/N): Thank you!
Then the driver came in with scales and dragon bones.
Blacksmith: It can't be, Sir, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Yep, that's me.
You made some armor that looked a little bit like the frost dragon scale armor mod.
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Without the helmet cause fuck helmets.
You put it on.
(Y/N): Nice fit. It totally beats my old hide armor!
Blacksmith: I still can't believe you killed that dragon. That thing caused us much trouble.
(Y/N): Glad to help.
Mike: My names Mike by the way!
(Y/N): Nice to meet you, Mike.
Mike: If you ever need anything, like your blade needs to be sharpened or something. I'll gladly help!
(Y/N): I'll keep that in mind.
You went back into the stagecoach and dozed off as you went back into the forest...
Yunyun: Konosuba!
Back to town...
(Y/N): (stretching) That was a great quest! You were a great help, Yunyun.
Yunyun: I enjoyed our time together! Maybe we can do this again sometime?
(Y/N): Definitely.
Yunyun gave you a kiss on the cheek and walked off.
(Y/N): (: How cute.
You got the driver to put the rest of the bones and scales in a chest in your room.
Wiz: I-i still can't believe you killed that thing.
(Y/N): Well what can I say? It's in my blood.
You had graham on your side. (One-handed for you by the way) and we're carrying the dragon's skull on your side with one arm.
You walked into the guild looking like a badass from one of those cowboy movie scenes.
Everyone was silent. The only thing heard was the sound of your loud footsteps.
Kazuma: (Y/N)! Is that what I think it is?!
You sat it at a table.
(Y/N): Yep. You see this armor? Killed a dragon and made it from his scales.
Megumine: Thats crazy, sir! How are you so powerful?!
(Y/N): Hehe, well I guess I am pretty awesome.
Aqua: That was a powerful dragon! Did you kill it alone?!
(Y/N): No, I had a friend to back me up.
Darkness: Why didn't you tell us? I could have come and I could have been your shiel-
(Y/N): Darkness, not now.
Kazuma: Why didn't you tell us?
(Y/N): Well... I can't really tell them I didn't think Kazuma could handle it. I would have been forced to do most of the work anyway. You know I guess I forgot.
Kaxyma: Okay, it's not like you to just forget something like that. Was this friend a girl by any chance?
(Y/N): Yes... What does it matter?
The other girls were a bit jealous.
Megumine: You left us for a girl?
Darkness: You should be ashamed of yourself... So perverted...
(Y/N): oh come on. You know im still a little virgin boy waiting for marriage.
Aqua: Virgin? You don't seem like it.
(Y/N): *sigh* let's talk about something else, please...
Kazuma: Okay then. So what are you gonna do with this giant dragon skull?
(Y/N): I was planning on putting it on my dresser for decoration. I just wanted to show you guys.
Adventurer 1: Look at his armor...
Adventurer 2: I know! And that armor!
Adventurer 3: And come to think when he first walked in the guild he was wearing a dress...
(Y/N): And now according to King Rasberry, I'm Sir-(Y/N).
Aqua: (spits out alcohol)
Everyone: What?!
Aqua: He's one of the most well-known elf kings in the world! To have him in your side is like having a god or goddess on your side!
Kazuma: Is he as useless as you then?
Aqua: Shut up!
(Y/N): Jeez I must be super famous now.
Aqua: Thats right.
(Y/N): I bet I'll make the devil king shit his pants.
Aqua: If you can kill a dragon and different undead with ease, I wouldn't doubt it.
