Konosuba dragon born malereader

Im a rich boi

(The next day)

Kazuma: Create water!

Water then proceeds to come out of his hand and go into the cup.

(Y/N): It's water.

Kazuma: I feel more like an adventurer now!

(Y/N): It's just a party trick like aqua's.

Kazuma: But it's still magic right?

(Y/N): I suppose.

Darkness: Hey (Y/N). I got my armor improved with the bounty I received.

(Y/N): Thats good!

Kazuma: Looks like something the son of an aristocrat would- *smack*

(Y/N): It looks great!

Darkness: Oh, I wish he would hit me like that! So cruel! So hard...

Kazuma: *sigh* seriously if don't deal with this girl over here. She's gonna out perv you.

Megumine was rubbing herself all over her new staff.

Aqua: What?! That's all that I made?! I caught a ton of cabbages!

Luna: Sorry, but most of it was lettuce!

Darkness: Lettuce does have a low redemption value.

Kazuma: Learn something new every day huh?

Aqua then walked over to you guys.

Aqua: Oh (Y/N) how much did you make from the last quest?!

(Y/N): (props legs on the table) About 5 million eris... But I donated some of it to the orphanage. They're really poor.
Now I only have 4 million.

...

If you guys want some I can share.

Darkness: As a knight, I could never do anything so shameful.

Megumine: as much as I like money, I'll have to decline. I can't take money from the dragon born.

Kazuma: Dude! That's a lot of money!

Aqua: You know... I could use some...

(Y/N): Here, knock yourself out.

You proceeded to give her a bag of eris.

Megumine: You sure are generous, sir.

Kazuma: I need some money so I can buy a new outfit and weapon.

(Y/N): Sure thing buddy.

You hand him a little bit of money.

(Y/N): It's not like I'm gonna spend it all.  Let's do some quests.

You all go over to the quest board.

(Y/N): I could do some of these with Yun Yun...

(Y/N): Maybe this one. Kill a gang full of orcs.

Kazuma: Sounds too hard.

Darkness: Oh yes, please!

Luna: Sorry, but there won't be any easy quests for a while.

(Y/N): Well then, you guys don't wanna do anything hard... So im going home.

Megumine grabs your sleeve, preventing you from leaving.

(Y/N): Anything you need Megumine?

Megumine: Can you maybe... Train with me tomorrow morning? I need to practice my explosion magic.

(Y/N): sure, always willing to help out anyone!

Megumine: Thank you, sir!

(The next morning)

You were walking with megumine in the woods to the spot that she does her magic.

(Y/N): Thanks for using me as your ride back to town.

Megumine: (slightly blushes) Thats not the only reason!

(Y/N): What are the other reasons?

Megumine: It's nothing!

(Y/N): ok???

you guys got to the spot she said she wanted to do it on.

(Y/N): At that castle?

Megumine: Yes sir!

(Y/N): I don't know. What if someone lives there?

Megumine: Oh come on! It looks abandon!

(Y/N): Ok... But if someone lived there then don't say I didn't warn ya.

Megumine did her explosion magic. You know, the usual.

Megumine fell to the ground.

Megumine: That felt amazing.

(Y/N): That's what she said...

It became my routine. She exploded that castle every day. No matter what we did she'd want some target practice. We soon became close and we would make games out of it and pack lunch.

Megumine: Explosion!

(Y/N): Now that is one good explosion right there. Best one yet!

Megumine: Thank you... Would you like to learn explosion magic?

(Y/N): Sure.

It would be great to learn something very advanced.

(The next day)

Everyone was in the guild. Aqua was crying while everyone stood around her.

Megumine: You took your scolding to the next level.

Darkness: everyone needs to vent sometimes. If you ever need to, feel free to scold me!

(Y/N): I'll keep that in mind... Hey aqua, I know you're faking it. I like you and all but-

Luna: Everyone! Arm yourselves immediately and head to the main gate!

(Y/N): Cool,  I'm being interrupted again.