AN: IM HOME SO TAKE THIS ONESHOT
America's POV
"Hi friends!" I clap my hands together while greeting my chat "it's MCC day!"
I manoeuvre around the MCC discord server until I find the pink parrots VC
"Hey!" I greet my teammates
My team consists of me, Ranboo, Wilbur Soot and a boy I don't know by the name of Tubbo
"WAH!" A high pitched British accent yelps in surprise "you scared me!"
"Oops sorry!" I chuckle lightly to which the British boy chuckles in return
"I don't think we've met before!" I can hear the smile in the boy's voice "I'm tubbo!"
"Nice to meet you tubbo! I'm America!" I smile "but you can call me meri for short"
"Wow tubbo we've got the entire country of America on our team!" Ranboo jokes
"Hello to you too ranboo" I roll my eyes
"Tubbo watch this" ranboo laughs "what's your name"
"America" I answer knowing where he's going with this
"And where are you from" he tries not to giggle
"Canada" I answer unenthusiastically and the boys burst out laughing
I try to keep a straight face but fail miserably and join in the laughter until a Loud British accent appears and makes instelf known
"AYUP" Wilbur yells into his mic
"WILBUR I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK" tubbo yells
Wilbur goes to respond but is cut off by the beeps of the MCC timer counting down to the first event and the rest of the teams running towards the decision dome
Le time skip
We had just finished battle box and we were currently in 4th place Overall.
Ranboo had gone to pee while we were on the two minute break and Wilbur was deafened because he'd gotten a phone call so tubbo and I were running around like idiots and singing random songs, me with my piano and tubbo on his ukulele
"COS HES JUST A LITTLE ATTENTION ATTRACTOR" I yell
"AND I COULD HAVE FED A FAMILY OF FOUR FOR FOURTY FUCKING FORTNIGHTS" tubbo yells in response
While we were playing Ranboo had returned and had joined in
"AND DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS DESCENDED CHUCK NORRIS" he attempted to yell through his laughter
"AND WHY'D YOU HAVE TO KILL MY CAT" Wilbur suddenly yells
"What is it with you and scaring the shit out of people today?!" I laugh
L'nother time skip
"ACE RACE CAN YOU TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER BEFORE YOU FUCK ME" Wilbur yells
"BAHAHAHAH- oH NO" ranboo laughs
"What happened dude?" Tubbo asks
"I was laughing so hard at Wilbur that I crashed into a wall and now I've gone from 8th to 29th" he explains glumly
"Rip that ranboo ayee" I mutter quietly and the rest of the VC explodes into laughter
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Ad Infinitum | An MCYT Oneshot Book
Fanfictiona one-shot book about MCYTers NOTHING SEXUAL BECAUSE THAT'S GROSS If anyone mentioned in this book is uncomfortable I will not hesitate in taking this book down (Cover art - @Takimatsumaru on twitter)
