Why do they make sexual faces while they play instruments (aimed at Luke and Ashton)
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Me: why does luke make those faces while playing
My Friend: I don't know but I'm not complaining.
Me: Like hiz guitar must lead straight to his dick because there is no way anyone could make that face from simply enjoying music....im sorry
My Friend:OHM YFOD
jesus dffuckcing christ
Me: I'm sorry....It was only a theory
.....And Ashton does the same thing
My Friend: it's a very interesting theory....
a theory that I enjoy.
Me: I mean he is playing guitar and his head just goes back. If he were to be handling an "Eiffel Tower" than we would not know because the guitar would be blocking it and he does have a fairly small pee pee so it would not be as noticeable
Me: With Ashton the rapid movement of his arms could cause him to...bounce 😖 (or 😜 I'm not sure) against the seat. Maybe he gets excited and likes the feeling so he continues. The drums block his leaning tower of Pisa so he continues and then finally...KABOOM!
....That's that myth cracked
My Friend: on a previous note you shouldn't use the word eiffel tower to describe Luke's dick
Me: Would it be better to describe it as a pencil?
My Friend: do you know why you shouldn't use that reference
Me: Because it's too big?
My Friend: no hailey😂
.......
My Friend: ok but how small do you think it really is (Lukes pee wee)
Me: I don't know I'm looking for a ruler
My Friend: they claim that they're all over six inches but that might be a lie
Me: 6.
Like on the dot.
Or they rounded it to make him feel better.
My Friend: poor lucas
Me: Poor Lucas? POOR LUCAS?! He has thousands of girls that would kill for that small pee pee
My Friend: OHMYGODD YOURE AN IDIOT
I UH
I CANT
Me: I NEED A 5 SECOND COOL DOWN.
PLEASSSSEEEE
VOOOOTTTTEEEEE
PLLLEASE PLLLEEEASSSE!!!!
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