If I Met The Transformers Prime Characters

If I met Shockwave

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*I spawn on the Nemesis in Shockwave's Lab*

I see that im on a table with tools🔧 and jars and stuff. I looked around for Shockwave and didn't find him. I guess he wasn't in his lab, I looked around some more and I saw that right infront of me was a big high-tech cybertronian screen... thing. I heard loud footsteps and I quickly hide behind a jar thing. 

Soon Shockwave himself comes into view, drops something on the table and types on the screen things. I try and scare him, but I trip. *inhale* ON LITERAL AIR- and fall.😑 Shockwave saw me and grabbed me by the collar. "How did you get on this ship," he demands with his spicy monotone voice.

 I shrug "Ummmm, Um um mumumumumumumumum~ I walked here?"😅 He stares at me, "Illogical, we are more than 100,000 feet in the air, and with the research I've done I know that humans cannot fly." He states firmly. I pretend to be offended, "WHAT! Who Told you That?!" I asked him, crossing my arms.😕 "Your primitive data network." I blink, "oh you mean google? Oh don't trust Mark Zukerburg... wait who made google again?" 😙 A blank stare.

 "Uhh nevermind!" He sighs and drops me in some sort of clear jar with holes in them. I give the jar a lick test,😏 hmmmm tastes like a car window. I knock ✊👊on it to get his attention again, I waited until he turned his head to speak, "Hey im Sid!" 👋I didn't get an answer, he just turned his attention back to his work. I watched him work for a little bit, but then I was bored again, "what are you uh working on?" no answer. "Do you get paid?" No answer. "Are you and Soundwave brothers?" I asked him another question, but this time though, I did get an answer

  "No. The similarities with our designations are but a coincidence." He explained without looking away from the screen. I nodded😐 "interesting" I was quiet for a little while, but then I had something to say. "Hey" He ignored me, "HelloOOo~?" I knocked on the glass. "Hey! Shockwave!" I didn't bother waiting for him to answer this time. "Hey Shockwave, your my favorite Decepticon!" He stopped for a second but went right back to work. So i continued, "It may have something to do with the fact that your really smart and THICC with two Cs." 🙌He ignored me, "Can I touch your cheese grater?"😉😏 

I was ignored. I wolf whilsted at him, he fiannally looked up. "nice tits!" I did the hot finger guns at him. "That statement isnt acurate." I shook my head, "nice tits." "Your oviously not getting what im saying." "Nice. Tits." "No-" "Nice. Tits." "Will you stop it-" "nice tiddies." "Stop!" "Nice titties."That was enough for him. He took the jar I was in and walked out of his lab. It was a surprisingly smooth ride considering the circumstances.☺ He stopped at a room and knocked on the door with his cheese grater, a few seconds⏰later it opened. "What can I do for you Shockwave?" 😉😉😉😉The 😍hot ♥cherry♥ red robot asked with his usual swagger.💕

~THE END~❤❤

(Actually my favorite decepticons in Transformers Prime are Megatron, Starscream, Knockout, Breakdown, Shockwave, and Soundwave, its a 6 way tie for first place.)

Im not gonna edit this sooo *immediately publishes*

*edit, im editing this.