💮Hello my friends! It is time to jump through the magic ground bridge portal! uWu 💮
I 'spawn' at the autobot base, where Bumblebee and Raf are glued to the TV📺. They didn't see me, so I walked over to where they were sitting. Raf saw me first and waved. "Hello there!" he Called. Which to my nerd butt responded "General Kenobi!" (If your a star wars nerd/fan you'll get it), he looked confused, "Ah, N-nevermind, 😅 uh Hi! My name's Sid!" Bee beeped a greeting, "I'm Rafael but you can call me Raf, and that's Bumblebee... He said hello," he translated. I looked at the TV and saw that they were watching the national geographic show about penguins🐧. I plopped down on the couch cushion next to them, and after awhile of watching, the program mentioned seals. It reminded me of a weird animal fact I knew, and I smiled evilly😈. Of course it was at that time Agent Fowler decided to stroll in with his calming chamomile💮 tea. "Did you guys know that if seals don't find a mate, they'll take their sexual frustration out on penguins... with their penius, or in your terms, their spike.... Some victims are even male!" I ruined seals for them, "eeeeeeeeeEeeeee!!" Bee beeped wildly😩, covering his face with his servos, while Raf just stared😲. Agent Fowler choked on his tea, and promptly left. Raf turned off the TV and left, and went on to make a therapist very rich💸. bee just sat in silence, probably questioning life decisions😰.
😁When Agent Fowler came back, I was forced to leave.😂🔫
🔰📘~End~📘🔰
💛❤💕!~We love you Bumblebee~!💖💞😇
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⚠🚨🚧Oh and another disturbing animal fact!🚧🚨⚠
♥Did you know that walrus can masturbate? ♥
and they are so flexible that they can 'self serve' themselves?
Aren't you glad you read this! Now go traumatize your friends!
also if you wondered how I know this, just watch Hood Nature's videos.
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If I Met The Transformers Prime Characters
Humor~I do not own any of the Transformers Prime Characters~ I am Sid and I wonder what would happen if my ♥werid-ass♥ self met the Transformers Prime Characters hmmm lests find out shall we~?😅😉 *takes place in season 1* ~warning, im weird~
