If I met Starscream

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(This is when screamer left the decipicons, so hes homeless🏠)

hehe I am back, so lets go. *inhales* JUMP INTO THE MAGIC GROUND BRIDGE!!!

*in the woods*

Ew, i think, I hate the outdoors, too many bugs! I look around, it was dark 🌃🌌but I can make out a giant sliver heel👠 in the moonlight. "AYOO!" I yell at the top of my lungs- uh which is really loud, thank you very much! I hear a startled scream 😨and thats when I knew that I was near. he aint called Starscream for nothing. I walk toward the noise

"W-whos there!" Starscream looked around him, but he didn't see me 👇so I had to kick his foot to get him to see me. "HeY! hEy yOu!" I called, He looked down at me. "Nice heels😍👠" I was very tempted to lick😛 em lemme tell ya. "U-uh thank you?" was his doubtful reply. Then he looked at me with a look that said, hmmm I know you from somewhere, but where? Then his eyes narrowed and I knew, that he remembered where. "Your that fleshie that was working with Knockout to embarrass me😤!" he accused correctly, "If I wasn't busy looking for energon I would exterminate you, like the vermin you are." I smiled at him😁, and he growled😠, but went on his way. I frowned "Hey wait! I'm SiD!" 👉👈

I had to run🏃 to keep up with his steady walking, and he didn't stop to introduce himself but instead kept on walking, completely ignoring me. So I ran infront of him and jumped onto his heel, "UGh get off of me human!" he shook his heel👠 to throw me off, but I wrapped my entire body around his foot and held on. After a few more attempts he stopped trying and kept walking 🏃and I got bored, so I licked his foot to taste it. *le gasp* it tastes like zippers! He squealed 😨and peeled me off his foot *inhales* WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE DONE TO BEGIN WITH! and held me by my sweatshirt in air in front of his face.

 "Your disgusting and I despise you very much" I just blinked at him so he continued "I would squish you, but I think it would be better to keep you," he looked around cautiously "in case I run into an autobot" he shivers "or worse" he continued walking so I took a deep breath, I pushed my boobs forward to assert womanly dominance and screeched🎤. "🎶🎵rEMi the RatAtOuilLe!🎵🎶" he looked at me with concern "🎶🎵ThE rAT of All mY drEaMs!🎶🎵 I praisE yOU OH  RATATO-🎶🎵" He dropped me and promptly flew away, and I fell on a big pillow that broke my fall because ~plot armor biatch😜~ 

💟💞~The End~💞💟

Damn Starscream

✋DEM✋

👠HEELS👠

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