If I Met The Transformers Prime Characters

😈If I met Megatron😈

Once on the Nemesis (The Decepticon Warship) Starscream dropped me on a table with Megatron and sashayed away. Megatron certainly didn't waste any time interrogating me, "tell me where the autobot base is located and i'll consider letting you live." Megatron told me, "u-Uh AHHHHHH! Giant robot! Omigosh!😮" I pretend to freak out. Which was a bad move. Megs immediately snatched me up and squeezed me in his hand "make that noise again and I'll squeeze you into pulp!" 😠 he growled.  "y-yes sir!" I nodded and saluted. I thought about licking his hand, but then I realized that he would just kill me. Which was the opposite of my goal. "Now where is the location of the autobot base!" I decided to play dumb "I don't know what your talking about! you got the wrong person!" I cringed inwardly 😑 at the last part. He raised an eyebrow 😕and dropped me on the table. "You are either lying, or your're stupid!" I raised my hands defensively, "Im stupid, im stupid!" He sighed like it had been a long day. "Then your of no use to me" he pointed his arm gun 🔫 at me, and I thought fast "WHOA! WhOA! WhoA!  WaiT! I-I can defiantly be of use to you!" He didn't lower his weapon, but he didn't kill me either. "I'm listening."

 I played with my fingers and I panicked because my social skills sucks. "Humans like me are very amusing! U-uh I-i can be your amuser? Uh yeah thats not a thing... uh, uh, bububububu, JESTER! Yes I would be a great jester!" He lowered his weapon and looked at me expectantly for a good minute. "Go on, amuse me." I squeaked, "Uh, give me 35 minutes and somebot to help me and it will be worth it." He thought about it for a moment, then he commed Knockout. "Knockout report to the bridge"

 "hang on a minute im almost done buffing my finish!" 

Megs growled and commed him again "GET YOUR AFT OVER HERE!" 😑 there was silence, "U-uh yes my liege, I'm there." Knockout ran into the bridge "what do you need today my liege?" Megs gestured to me, "do whatever it says and I'll see you in 35 minutes." He grabbed me and placed me on the ground, and nudged/kicked me with his foot, Knockout then picked me up and strolled out of the bridge, "What do you need me for doll?" I smiled evilly😈. "I need you to spike Starscream's Energon..." 😈

25 minutes later

Starscream was passed 😴out flat on his face on Knockout's Medical table. Knockout looked at me suspiciously "what did you plan on doing with him?" I grabbed some spray paint out of my pocket "Oh, nothing much Doll~" I replied, only half mocking him >:)😈😈😈

10 minutes later

Starscream woke up with a groan😖, he was on Knockout's medical table. "Starscream are you ok? Did Megatron beat the scrap out of you again?" Knockout sounded like he was holding back a laugh,😆 but Screamer ignored it "Ah, no Knockout, I just think I had some bad energon". He heard a snicker emit from the ground, and  he saw me laughing😝. "Ugh! what are you laughing at vermin!" he snarled at me. He got up from the medical table  and walked toward the door wobbly😵, his legs were probably asleep, Knockout followed (and I followed Knockout).😜 "Careful Starscream," Knockout tried to help him, but Screamer pushed him away nearly scratching his finish. Before Knockout could yell at him for nearly damaging his paint, Megatron walked into the medical bay. "Your time is over, and I am in desperate need of amusement" 😒He said sarcastically.  Starscream looked confused and he looked at me, to Knockout, then To Megs "Whats going on here" He demanded😡, "Nothing, Nothing!,😚" I waved to Megs👋 "Tell him to turn around" I told him. He sighed again😑, "Starscream, turn around," silence, "my lord, you cant be serious.😕" Megatron spun his digit around in a circular motion "just turn around."😐 Starscream turned around slowly, and Megatron laughed maliciously😈. Written on Starscream's backside (in Cybertronian so Megatron could read it) was "insert here" with an arrow pointing to his aft😛😜😝. Megatron's laughing was contagious so me and KO started laughing as well, but Starscream  looked around and crossed his arms. "What is so funny!😠" he didn't get an answer, until Megatron stopped laughing "Starscream, you can go now" he said wiping liquid from his eyes. Hmmm yeah Screamer never got an answer.😙 He huffed and stomped out of the medical bay squealing as he got a lil smack on the aft from Megatron. 😜😈

Soundwave came in soon after Starscream left, and stood silently beside Megatron, Megs picked me up. "Since you did prove useful in the task of amusing me, I won't kill you." Soundwave opened up a ground bridge, "but as I've heard, human multiply, and I really don't want humans running rampart on the Nemesis, so this will have to be goodbye."😌 I blinked, I was about to correct him and say that, that was not how it works, but I realized that the Nemesis probably has no human bathrooms, and that I had to 'go'. So to make a long story short, I licked his hand😛, and he dropped kicked me into the ground bridge and went on with his day with a newfound hate for humans.🌇

💗💝💟ThE End💖💞💘