If I Met The Transformers Prime Characters

If I met Knockout The Spicy Medic

*Secret Racing club 1630 hours* 

When I told Knockout I had never gone racing, he told me that that wouldn't do, and took me for a ride.

I couldn't help but feel the anxiety 😬when they started the countdown. I ignored it though,😑 he revved his engines, and we were off, I whooped😄, we were going so fast, the trees all around us were just a blurr. "Now this is podracing!" I yelled,😆 my inner nerd💗 shining through. "Podracing? I think I heard that in a movie once," Knockout commented. "Its a Star Wars thing"☺I was about to explain but suddenly a giant deer came running out of the forest. We screamed in unison😱😱😱, and Knockout hit the brakes and swerved to avoid the deer, but then another deer came prancing onto the dirt road in front of us and we hit that deer. the deer somehow got on top Knockout's hood. and. either died😇. or fell asleep😴😪. Knockout was terrified😰 nonetheless, "Ah! Primus! what is that thing!" 😨I was about to answer but apparently he didn't care, "Get it the thing off slag it!" He squealed😩, "I can feel it clawing my hood!"😖 I could hear the hysteria😱 in his voice, so I got out of the passenger seat to take a look at the damage. The other racers maneuvered around us, but Knockout wasn't concerned about them."Well?" Knockout asked impatiently the deer was really big, and bleeding💉⚠, but I wasn't squeamish. I grabbed one of its legs and pulled, that's when I realized. The deer wasn't dead, Knockout screamed bloody murder 🔪when the deer came back to life, stood on top of Knockout and ran back into the forest. I just stared at where the deer was 5 seconds ago, my brain still processing the information😳. "what da heck?"😲 I still somehow didn't understand, but Knockout didn't wait for that to happen. "What were those things?!" he asked again, this time though wanting an answer. "ah, um Oh yeah uh so those are called deer" 😐I said as I slid back into the passenger seat. He shivered "I never want to see them again". 

I didn't tell him though, that, when driving on dirt roads, cars tend to get dirty, so after the race was over I told him about this awesome place called a car wash.😉 "Hmmm, you sure this is safe", he asked when we were at the entrance. I had already paid💸 with my totally not stolen credit card💳, so there was no going back. "Just go in" I assured him. He was wary at first but he seemed to enjoy it when it was done. After that I persuaded him to take a quick stop at a certain fast food place. 😉😉😉As we came to a stop in the drive thru area, I heard a certain someone's voice come through the speaker. "welcome to KO drive in, where every patty's a Knockout." I snickered😂 "OooOo I like this place" Knockout purred,😉 obviously amused. I ordered some fries and met Jack at the window, "Oh hey Sid!" he gave me my fries and noticed the car I was in, and jumped back in surprise "is that?-" That was when Knockout decided it was time to go. don't worry I paid.😉😉😉

Back at the Nemesis 😈

As soon as Knockout set foot on the Nemesis, Starscream was all up in his grill. He let me out of his vehicle mode and Transformed. "hOw maNy tiMeS hAve I tOld YoU! blAH bLaH blAh blaHH" Me and Knockout tuned out the rest. I decided it was time to leave, but before I did, I licked Knockout's leg and ran. A little thing I call the 'lick and dash'.

~Bonus~

"I wonder what I taste like?", 

"Is that really whats on your mind?"

"Has she licked you before?"

"Yes, it was disgusting, Oh how I hate this planet"

"It felt oddly calming"

"Ok, im going to ignore that."

"I wonder if she's had a chance to lick Breakdown,"

"I wonder if she's had a chance to lick Megatron" 

"She has,"

"Really? When was that?"

"Right after we humiliated you." 

"Right, i'm still mad at you for that,"

"I probably taste better than Megatron"

"Your still talking about that?"

"We both know that you know what Megatron Tastes like, so you lick me and you can tell me i'm right."

"wHAT! I-"

"Yep, we all know"

"..."

"Theres no point in denying it Starscream, we don't call you screamer for nothing."

"W-Well YoU aNd BreAkdoWN-"

"Your so loud Megatron probably just turns off his audio receptors after the first 3 minutes"

"iTs NoT MY fauLt hes so BIG"

"Oooo~ How big?"

"I-Im not just going to tell you!? Find ouT for yourself!"

"WhoA, Starscream what are you implying?"

"What ArE YOU implying?"

"Do you choke on it?"

"whaT-"

"If you can walk after he's done then your overreacting"

"Im not-"

"Is it this big?" 

"I-"

"thissss big?"

"Knockout."

"thisssssss big?"

"KNOCKOUT!"

"what? too big?"

"S-stop talking"

"Oh come on screamy give me a hint"

"Look behind you!"

"Lord Megatron!!"

"Knockout, I can assure you. Its bigger than that."

💖💞💗~End~💗💞💖