If I Met The Transformers Prime Characters

💗If I met Breakdown💗

I nearly stumbled for the 2nd time as I ran🏃 through the halls of the Nemesis. I huffed and puffed because stamina is not my strong suit, but I finally found who I was looking for. Yes, Our THICC👏 BOI Breakdown, with dEm👏 MaN 👏tiDDies. After I stopped fangirling I ran up to him and licked him😈. "Heyyyyyyyyy~" there was an awkward silence at first, but then he lifted his foot and prepared to stomp on me. Oop sksksksksk😯"whOa WhoAOhOAoaHOAAHO!!"😮 I stop dropped, and rolled *inhales* WHICH DIDNT DO SHI-😤 but that's beside the point. "Hey wait, I'm friends with Knockout." He didn't squish me, instead, we went for a little jaunt. 

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I saw the red❤ and blue💙 lights before I heard the siren🔊. Being the mature😁 teen I am I decided to make the most of the situation. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!"😈 On cue he floored the gas pedal, and we made our escape with the loot. I ate some of it, Mhmm still warm. What was the loot we stole? Mcdonald's french fries.😂 Yep.👍 "You're an interesting little creature," Breakdown commented. "I guess I am," I 😅hummed, shoving a handful of fries in my mouth. I could feel him judging me. Which was fair." You're also really weird," he has no idea. I tried not to giggle at the fact that I slapped a 'THICC BOI' sticker and a 'THICC THIGHS SAFE LIVES.' sticker on him when he wasn't paying attention.😂👌👌👌👌

"What can I say, I'm human."💘 Breakdown chuckled😄, "But I gotta say, your kind produces some fine-looking automobiles😜." I mentally sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshed, "Knockout's alt mode always seems to get my pistons pumping😍😘." He mumbled this, but I am batman. "What was that Hmmm?"😛😛 I said playfully. He successfully dodged the question by turning on the radio. We both sang along to the song Bang by AJK.😎 We had a fun time keeping the police in his rearview mirror, but suddenly his comlink crackled to life, "Breakdown?" Knockout😍😍😍, Breakdown answered him. "Whats up knockout?" "Get back to the nemesis," a ground bridge appeared in front of us, and we returned to the nemesis. Leaving the Police confused. 

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The Reason he was needed back at the Nemesis was that Knockout had an incident involving his finish.😧 "What happened to you?" Knockout groaned,😩 "Megatron... No Starscream."😒 We must have looked confused because he elaborated. "Well Megatron smacked Starscream, he went flying into me, we crashed into a wall." 😔 Breakdown grabbed the rotary buffer and started working. 😜After a while though things... got handsy😝. They practically forgot I was there while they made out.😘 "Heyyy whats on your Stabilizer?" Knockout found my little extra. 😆That was when I decided to leave. I wandered the halls of the Nemesis. 😵It took forever, but I finally found a familiar face.

~Bonus cuz this was short and lacking~

*This is shortly after 'If I met Megatron'*

"Soo." I drummed my fingers👋 on my lap. "Do we have a deal?" Starscream scoffed😤, "of course we do fleshie, I haven't destroyed you yet." I sat up in my seat "let's shake on it," I shook his oversized metal finger.👆 "Shall we go over the plan again?" He sighed dramatically😑😒, "Wouldn't hurt, I guess." I hummed, "So first I'll distract...."

I was walking down the halls of the Nemesis again, looking for a certain doctor. I was killing it on cardio today. When I found him, I took out my walkie talkie "This is le hot flesh bag, I've made visual👓, I repeat I have visual👓, over" "What's your position?" "... *sigh😑*..." "WHats your position, over" "Thank You, [insert coordinates here], over." Starscream was on his way, I hung the walkie-talkie on the belt loop in my jeans👖. "Hewo fellow sentient being," I said obnoxiously after I had caught up with Knockout. "Oh hey, sid!-" Before he could finish that thought he was on the ground unconscious. "That was quick," Starscream groaned😩 "wHy do I haVe To drAG HiM tO BrEakdOWn's quArterS?!"😵😵😵 I shrugged, "I'll bust a rib trying."😬 When we finally got to Breakdown's dorm, we got in and Starscream placed Knockout on the bed. We had tied his hands and feets (yes feets) to the bed thingo somehow. We left a note where he would see it though. Then notififed Breakdown that Knockout needed him in his quarters. Hopefully😙 Knockout gets sparked, What? I got my hands on Knockouts Medical😷 data pads. I want to be a godmother.😚😎😈

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