i love you | treasure 13th member [1]

★ incorrect quotes (ft. other groups)

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Jennie: Did you two eat all the powdered donuts?
Rosé: *mouth full of powder* No
Jennie: Then what's that white stuff on your jeans?
Eunbyul: *without missing a beat* Cocaine

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NCT DREAM

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Jaemin: *cups Eunbyul's face with his hands*
Jaemin: You're cute. You're so cute, you have to be protected no matter what it costs.
Eunbyul: You know you have other younger members who you can baby, right?
Jaemin: You. You are the baby. You are my baby.
Eunbyul: ...

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Eunbyul: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray puppies, revealing to me their soft side.
Eunbyul: It's always me picking up the puppies.
Eunbyul: Maybe I'm the bad boy.
Jeno: Well, that's just cause – wait, did you just say you were picking up stray puppies?

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Chenle: Why should I help you?
Eunbyul: Because we are friends.
Chenle: Then when is my birthday?
Eunbyul: That is not fair. When is my birthday?
Chenle: I don't know. You are not my friend, how am I supposed to know?

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Haechan, excitedly: Byulie, who's baby are you?
Eunbyul, in a bored monotone: Jaeminie-oppa's and Haechannie-oppa's, of course.

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Eunbyul: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Jisung: *grabbing the coffee pot as he passes*
Jisung: What if you don't?
Jaemin: No, no. I think she has a good idea.

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Eunbyul: Let us sup!
Mark: What's sup?
Eunbyul: Nothing much, what's with you?
Mark: Woah, that's smart, dude.

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Renjun: Out of all the people in this world, I dislike you the least.
Eunbyul: You should write poetry.

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SECRET NUMBER

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Lea: *fighting with Eunbyul* No, don't apologise. I hate you.
Eunbyul: Well, I hate you too.
Lea: *already crying* You what?

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Denise: Do you guys think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Dita: You are a hazard to society.