i love you | treasure 13th member [1]

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Doyoung: Eunie? I need a favor.
Eunbyul: You are not kissing me again.
Jihoon: Kissing?
Jaehyuk: AGAIN!?

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[TRSR Group Chat]

Junghwan: God, I hate being alive. I just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances.
[Five minutes later]
Junghwan: Okay, I'm done being dramatic. Byul came over and helped me start my English homework, and it's not that bad.

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Mashiho: Your real fear is me growing taller.
Eunbyul: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and mermaids, the Loch Ness monster, my love life, and other fictional concepts.

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YG: Okay, so you live in Japan, right?
Eunbyul: Listen, my brothers live in Japan.
Eunbyul: I, however, live in the moment.

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Junghwan: Try ending the world. You'll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.
Eunbyul: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one.

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Yedam: I hate myself.
Eunbyul: As a fellow emo, I respect your self-hatred, but as your bestie, I don't want you to feel that way.

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Asahi: I need help with this crossword.
Hyunsuk: Ooh, what is it?
Asahi: An eight-lettered word for disappointment.
Eunbyul: Jeongwoo.
Jeongwoo: Screw you. There's no way it fi-
Asahi: It fits.

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Eunbyul: It's all your fault.
Junghwan: But it was your idea.
Eunbyul: Yeah, but as my best friend, you should've talked me out of it.

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Jaehyuk: Hey.
Eunbyul: Yes?
Jaehyuk: I can't sleep.
Eunbyul: I can. Good night.

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Hyunsuk: When I was your age, I actually respected my elders.
Eunbyul: When I was your height, I was only in sixth grade.
Hyunsuk: Don't make me pull this car over.

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Eunbyul: *trying her best to compliment Yoshi without making it appear like she has a crush on him*
Eunbyul: You are like an angel with no wings.
Yoshi: So ... like a person?

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TREASURE: *peacefully having dinner*
Eunbyul: *chokes on food*
Jeongwoo: Listen, if you are going to die, make it quick and stop dragging this out.

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Jihoon: Can I hold this?
Eunbyul: That's my hand?
Jihoon: I'll take that as a yes.

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Eunbyul: Valentine's Day is a pointless holiday. Love is for the weak.
Junkyu: You are literally making a card for me right now.
Eunbyul: And ??? Your point is ???
Yedam: Love is for the weak, hyung. And she's weak for you.

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Eunbyul: Where were you?
Junkyu: I was asleep.
Eunbyul: You are always sleeping.
Junkyu: It's the closest to death I can get.

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Yedam: What's your strength?
Eunbyul: I am a great flirt.
Yedam: What's your weakness?
Eunbyul: Your beautiful eyes.

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Jaehyuk: No one loves me.
Eunbyul: *raising her brows* Are you sure, oppa?
Jaehyuk: Yes, I am–
Eunbyul: *aggressively pointing at herself* Are you really sure?

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Haruto: That is ridiculous. I love you more!
Eunbyul: You are delusional! I love you more than you love me!
Haruto: Not true!
Eunbyul: Yes, it is. You are perfect.
Haruto: Not as perfect as you!
Eunbyul: You stupid alpaca!
Haruto: You damned giraffe!
Hyunsuk: *calmly sipping his coffee* You two need help.

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Doyoung: I don't deserve to be loved.
Eunbyul: *immediately throwing herself against Doyoung and hugging him tightly*
Eunbyul: That is right. You deserve so much more.

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Junghwan: Why are you always staring at Hyunsuk-hyung?
Eunbyul: I am waiting for it.
Junghwan: Waiting for what?
Hyunsuk: *smiles as he sees Eunbyul as an ending fairy for one of their stages*
Eunbyul: That. His smile.

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Eunbyul: I can't imagine anything better than a dog.
Hyunsuk: A puppy?
Eunbyul: Oh, my god, you are right!
Junkyu: How about a baby chick?
Eunbyul: IT GETS BETTER!
Yedam: Yoshi-hyung.
Eunbyul: *malfunctioning noises*