i love you | treasure 13th member [1]

★ incorrect quotes (ft. other groups)

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IKON

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Junhoe: You fail to make me smile! Love you, Byulie!
Eunbyul: Oppa, did you forget the word 'never', or is this a hate message?

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Donghyuk: I only feel one emotion, and it's rage.
Eunbyul: Last night, you texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Donghyuk: I only feel one emotion, and it's rage, but never towards you.

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Hanbin: *texting Eunbyul at 3am* Our names are just random noises we were raised to respond to.
Eunbyul: *crying in her room* No, oppa. Not now. Let me sleep, please.

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Jinhwan: I'd like to be ten times hotter than I am now.
Eunbyul: But zero into ten will give you zero, oppa.

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Bobby: Who's there?
Eunbyul: Bobby –
Bobby: I am Bobby, you fucking liar!

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[Chanwoo teaching Eunbyul how to drive]

Eunbyul: I am a confident driver.
Chanwoo: You almost ran over Yunhyeong-hyung. You could've caused an accident.
Eunbyul: Oh, no. That would be no accident.

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Yunhyeong: Truth or dare?
Eunbyul: Truth.
Yunhyeong: Do you love me?
Eunbyul: Dare.
Yunhyeong: I dare you to say that you love me.
Eunbyul: Never have I ever.

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BLACKPINK

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[Eunbyul and Jisoo looking at the fire they caused while trying to make ramen]

Jisoo: This is bad.
Eunbyul: You said that already, eonni.
Jisoo: It seemed worth repeating.

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The dude in the church: Let us offer a sign of peace.
Rose: Peace be with you.
Eunbyul: Please be with me.

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Lisa: Would you slap any of us for a million dollars?
Jennie: I would drop kick all of you into the sun for free.
Eunbyul: Wait, what?
Jennie: Not you, babe, you are an absolute angel and I would never hurt you.

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Eunbyul: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Lisa: Cannibalism
Eunbyul: *innocent, confused chewing noises*