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No I didn't force her to put this on and to look cute because I refuse to have her get into a depression over some dumb ass guy who happens to be an idol what no would never do that. It's not like she's my best friend or anything and I would k word for her because she deserves love what no me? no that's just no. 🙄❤️

also totally not taking her on a trip somewhere after the day that she has had what no.

TAGGED: hobisonlyfavehoe

COMMENTS:

hobisonlyfavehoe: i wanted to stay in my bed and eat ice cream.

-taehyungspimp: hell no. we're going somewhere and you're being a bad bitch.

hobisonlyfavehoe: I hate you rn but then again I love you for caring.

-taehyungspimp: you're my best friend. That's my job.

Random: we stan you as a best friend.

-taehyungspimp: as you should.

hobisonlyfavehoe: I need to change this username.

hobisonlyfavehoe: pls this outfit is atrocious. I look atrocious.

-sugaofficial: stfu you look beautiful. LOVE YOURSELF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 🔫 🤬 stupid ass water gun I want it to be a real glock 🗡 BUT YEAH YOU BETTER LOVE YOUR FUCKING SELF.

-hobisonlyfavehoe: ALRIGHT JEEZ LOUISE 😳

-taehyungspimp: you better listen to him what yoongi wants yoongi gets 🤷🏾‍♀️

-sugaofficial: mhm purr cause mes a freaky gal 🥵

-taehyungspimp: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH- okay yeah go bestie go off you are very much a freaky gal

-sugaofficial: purr let these bitches know. 🤘🏼

-parkjiminofficial: who taught hyung how to say purr?

Taehyungofficial: she's still stylish even though she's not in the right mindset 😩

-taehyungspimp: yuh that's your sister in law

-hobisonlyfavehoe: SISTER IN LAW?????

Seokjinofficial: she still look good. real ass beep give a duck about a bleep 😩

-taehyungspimp: jin?

-hobisonlyfavehoe: duck? 😳

-seokjinofficial: my hands are e for everyone so try me.

jungkookofficial: where y'all going shawties? 😏

-taehyungspimp: to Alaska Jk 😐

-jungkookofficial: bitch y'all gonna freeze but say hi to the polar bears 🤞🏽

-parkjiminofficial: jungcock you slow mf that's not where they- nvm ykw yeah they going to alaska

random: the outfit is adorable

-hobisonlyfavehoe: tank you <3

Namjesus: where the fuck y'all going and why wasn't I invited AGAIN and what happened with my best friend?

-taehyungspimp: you don't know?

-namjesus: no I haven't been home nor have I been on social media.

-taehyungspimp: oh namjoon bestie..

-namjesus: what what happened just fucking spit it out I don't like this waiting game shit bro.

-Taehyungofficial: go ask Jung Hoseok , hyung.

-namjesus: K

-parkjiminofficial: ah shit

-seokjinofficial: lemme go get my popcorn

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[ namjoon finna find out what Jhope did

And we know how namjoon gets when his ass is mad or disappointed

He gonna set the damn house on fire with Yoongi and Tae helping him 😭

All imma say is next chapter finna be chaotic

And funny. ]

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