Yes
Luz: I tried putting my password as "Urata" but it says it was too short.
Urata: I tried putting my password as "Luz" it said too weak.
Mafumafu: All cute words end with an "ie"! Cutie, brownie, babies -
Soraru: Die.
Eve: Do I simp for people? No, I only have one person I simp for!
Sou: Really? Who is it?
Eve: You know when you first became a Utaite?
Sou: Yeah. Wait-! Wait! You're my simp? Yay! I love my simp!
Eve laughing at how cute he is
(A/N Yes I am also a SkepHalo Stan ww)
Shima: Bro I wish you were gay so we could make out.
Senra: Who said I wasn't gay?
Gay silence
Neru: Sure, you maybe verified on Twitter but are you verified on the eyes of God? *points at Soraru*
Soraru: God does not approve of you that's for sure.
Amatsuki with a knife in his hand: Red Robin's.
Mafumafu coming out from his hiding spot: Yo! WAIT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP
Kashitaro: We're looking for singers, is there anyone who can sing?
Neru being a troll: I've heard him sing.
Wolpis: No I can't!
Neru: Your amazing, now sing.
Wolpis: Okay. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shima: Hello everyone, Bill Nye is out on vacation so I'm your substitute. My name is Bill Nine.
Sakata: Can I use the bathroom -
Shima: NINE
Wolpis: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag.
Isukubro: WH-WHAT WHAGSHSH?! LIPSTICK?! IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG!?
Nqrse: If I had a penny for every time I was cool, I would have no pennies.
Nqrse proceeds to cry
Amatsuki: There's a mushroom on your shirt.
Nqrse: Aww, I'm a failure.
Eve holding in tears for the mushroom
Nqrse: You have a beautiful smile.
Luz: Thanks. Your not so handsome either.
Nqrse: Wow thanks.
Araki dying
Eve and Sou cuddling
Eve: Are you my baby?
Sou: Yes I'm yours.
Eve: Mine?
Sou: Yes I am your baby. Your baby only.
Sou proceeds to nuzzle Eve's face
Eve trying so hard not to die from the cuteness
Kashitaro filming Amatsuki
Amatsuki: And so I tried hiding the body but then it left an entire trail of blood. Kashi-San what should so do -- Wait are you filming? Stop filming me!
Kashitaro laughs at him and catches him in 4k
Shima: So you like guys with a big heart?
Senra: No I prefer bad boys.
Shima turns his cap backwards: Well then today's your lucky day.
Sakata: I was thinking on doing some magic for the talent show.
Urata: You? Magic, Sakata? It says talent show.
Soraru: What do you mean your not coming to my tea party Eve-Kun and Nqrse-Kun? I MADE BISCUITS.
Random person: Your so ugly.
Shima: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar would do it so much quicker.
Neru: Hey I always get the vibe that you hate me.
Soraru: Oh do I? Yeah I do.
(A/N)
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
