The title says it all man
Sou: Repeat after me. I
Eve: I
Sou: Will
Eve: Will
Sou: Not
Eve: Not
Sou: Destroy any
Eve: Destroy any
Sou: Buildings.
Eve: Haha building go brrrrrr
Sou, disappointed sigh
Eve: Hey come on....
Sou shaking his head
Eve: Please?
Sou: No.
Eve: I'll get you a new plush?
Sou: Not working.
Eve, spreading his arms out: Cuddle?
Sou immediately running to him: That. That I will do
Eve: Everyone be quiet I'm trying to work.
Sou: E-Even me?
Eve: No Sou-Chan, except for you. You are wonderful and precious and I am blessed to have you here.
Eve: I'm Eve!
Sou: And I'm Sou!
Eve and Sou: Together, we are about to make all of you die over us!
EveSou Shippers sobbing
Sou: I had a really bad day today and nobody, not even Eve-San can make me feel better.
Sou: Update. Turns out my day got better because Eve-San rushed over to me, hugging me very tightly. Now if you do not mind, I am about to sleep with him.
Eve: Hey Sou-Chan?
Sou: Hm?
Eve: You have something on your face.
Sou, touching his cheek: I-I do?
Eve: Yep. Riiiiight here. *kisses him on the cheek instead*
Sou, covering his red face while smacking Eve: E-Eve-San is mean!
Eve, laughing: Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I just couldn't help it!
Eve: Okay guys, I need a moment. I am currently thinking about Sou-Chan and I need a moment of peace.
Eve: Hey guys.
Nqrse and Soraru: What's up?
Eve: Did I ever tell you how cute Sou-Chan is?
Soraru groaning
Nqrse: Yes Eve-Kun. Multiple times.
Eve: Oh. Good. Just reminding you all that he's better and cuter than all of you.
Nqrse face palm.
Sou: Wolpis-Kun, Wolpis-Kun, Wolpis-Kun.
Wolpis: What do you want?! I'm tryna eat some snacks over here.
Sou: B-But. HE* talked with me! ?
(*He is obviously the mushroom)
Wolpis: Oh. My. God.
Sou: Yeah I know right?
Sou, singing to himself: Pa-Pa-Pow! Pa-pa-pa-Pow!
Eve listening to it and whispering to himself: You're literally the most precious being ever and I swear I will protect you at all costs.
Sou playing around in a field of flowers and a butterfly lands in his face,making him look at where it had landed
Some random person: Pfft, he thinks he's so cute right?
Eve, death glaring at them: Actually, yes he is very adorable and precious and now you only have three seconds to run.
Sou: Mushroom!
Eve: No.
Sou: Please?
Eve: No.
Sou, with watery eyes: No mushroom?
Eve, sighing in defeat: Fine, yes mushroom.
Sou playing with Eve's hair: Yaaaay! Mushroom!
(A/N)
Shut up
Its them
Take plenty of breaks and go outside if you can!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
