DATING SITE

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ᴀ/ɴ: *So I'm gonna combine dating site and a normal SNS style bcoz I don't rilly know how dating sites work n I'm too lazy to check! Also hope you notice the computer font and the other font is different*

You had just joined a dating site and you received 7 hits. Happily, you sat at your computer with your cup of hot cocoa to check out each person who had taken a liking to your profile.

ᴅᴏɢ_ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴊɪᴀQɪ, 8 ᴍɪʟᴇꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʏ

ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ:ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɢ

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ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ:
ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴏʟᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɢ.
ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴇꜰꜰᴏʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ. ꜱᴏ ɪꜰ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴘʟᴜꜱ.


You: aww, he likes dogs. That's so cute. And his dog is cute. I can't wait to see his face. Looks pretty good from that photo. *Scrolling through posts*

You: oh, no photos of himself? Just of his dog? /Stops at post/

*ᴘᴏꜱᴛ*

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴄʜᴀɪ ʟɪᴜᴊɪɴ

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ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ᴄʜᴀɪ ʟɪᴜᴊɪɴ. ɴᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴜꜱ.


You: okay, this guy is obviously obsessed with his dog, and that's just weird. Okay if you love your dog so much, date your dog. Okay, let me check out the next one. (Deletes Jiaqi's profile)

ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇɴɢxɪɴ, 10 ᴍɪʟᴇꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʏ

ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇɴɢxɪɴ, 10 ᴍɪʟᴇꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʏ

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