What do Legendaries get up to?

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I accidentally deleted the draft and had to rewrite it hehehehsushdihsicbd

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Giratina: and if you have any suggestions, feel free to put it in the suggestion box!
Heatran: but- but that's just a trash can...
Giratina: exactly!

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Keldeo: THROW HIM FROM THE RAMPARTS
Virizion: wtf no
Cobalion: Keldeo, we talked about this
Keldeo: I'll do it MYSELF
Terrakion: YO WE SAID NO
Virizion: please don't
Kyurem, dangling: well I guess this is it I've had a good life
Keldeo: do a back flip

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Palkia: I'm doing a great job at hiding my crush
Dialga: *smiles*
Palkia: I'm gonna be ga- I mean I'm gonna be going now bye

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Deoxys: *gets on one knee*
Rayquaza: oh my god, it's finally happening
Deoxys: *falls over*
Rayquaza: the poison is kicking in

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Zekrom: hello fellow idiots
Reshiram: hello
Zekrom: no no, not you, you're not an idiot

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Shaymin Sky: truth or dare
Latios: truth
Shaymin Sky: how many hours of sleep did you get last night
Latios: ....
Latios: dare
Shaymin Sky: go to bed
Latios: I hate this game

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Groudon: I'm 10 times more funnier and sexier than you
Kyogre: 10 x 0 is still 0 though
Groudon: jokes on you I can't do maths

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Necrozma: why are your tongues purple?
Solgaleo: we had slushies, I had blue
Lunala: I had red
Necrozma: oh
Necrozma: *processing*
Necrozma: OH

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Cresselia: I lost my husband Darkrai in a fire
Darkrai, from the other room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD
Cresselia: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Xerneas: I made tea
Zygarde: I don't want tea
Xerneas: this isn't your tea, it's mine
Zygarde: then why did you tell me?
Xerneas: it's called a conversation starter
Zygarde: that was a bad conversation starter
Xerneas: we're conversing. checkmate.

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Suicune; this pizza is large
Lugia: you know what else is large? My-
Ho-Oh: -LOVE FOR JESUS, CAN I GET AN AMEN?

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Regidrago: I may be unattractive and antisocial
Regieleki: ...but?
Regidrago: that's it. no but.

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Jirachi: boys are hot
Jirachi: girls are hot too
Jirachi: why is everyone so hot?
Victini: global warming.

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Buzzwole: there's no "I" in team but there is in pizza
Nihilego: so you're not gonna share
Buzzwole: I'm not gonna share

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Zacian: you were hurt, what do you remember?
Calyrex: the ambulance ride
Zamazenta: we didn't take the ambulance, Urshifu drove us
Calyrex: but I heard sirens
Zacian: that was Eternatus
Eternatus: sorry, I was nervous

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Arceus: detective! have you seen the thing?
Regigigas: what thing?
Arceus: you know, the thing! I seemed to have misplaced it and it's of importance...
Giratina, entering the room with a wing full of chips: hello?
Arceus: ah, there it is
Regigigas: ....
Regigigas: you lost Giratina?

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Rayquaza: wanna have a hard riddle?
Kyogre: sure
Rayquaza: if a rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way would it roll down?
Kyogre: ...down?
Rayquaza: n-
Groudon: who cares which way it rolls down? It'll be a scrambled egg by the time it reaches the bottom
Rayquaza: ...
Rayquaza: no it's just that- roosters don't lay eggs, jesus christ Groudon

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Hoopa: onion rings are just vegetable donuts
Yveltal: they sure are, kid
Hoopa: your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Yveltal: mhmm
Hoopa: lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake
Yveltal: ...
Hoopa: lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Yveltal, crying: p-please stop
Zygarde, fascinated: no no, continue

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Koko: hello, people who do not live here
Nihilego: hey
Pheromosa: hi
Kartana: hello.
Xurkitree: heyyyyy!!!
Naganadel: I gave you the key for emergencies
Blacephalon: we were out of doritos, Guzzlord ate them all

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Sooooo uh like I said, I accidentally deleted the previous draft for this chapter so if I come back adding another quote it's probably because I forgot to add it from the last one-

Anyways I'll be doing the request where the alola gang meet silvally, gOODbyE