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{REQUEST} The old man's birthday

This was requested by 44444444az4 sodjxkrpwc thaNK YoU

Anyways, it's Arceus' birthday

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Arceus: *wakes up and checks calendar*
Arceus: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Regigigas: *walks into room* what?
Arceus: ITS MAH BIRTHDAY
Regigigas: you existed before time did how does that work
Arceus: hush you're spoiling the moment

*Arceus crashes into Dialga and Palkia's rooms*

Arceus: 'SUP BITCHES
Palkia: oh god he's acting like a 12 year old again
Dialga: ok dad, what happened this time-
Arceus: ITS MY 293847385029274TH BIRTHDAY
Dialga: ...
Palkia: ...
Dialga: you have a birthday?
Arceus: yes, we have the same one
Dialga: YOU MEAN ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO?
Palkia: wait a second won't we all have the same birthday

Arceus: ...
Arceus: Dialga yours is in a month and Palkia yours is in three months
Dialga: HA
Palkia: sheesh thanks
Arceus: anyways time to go get satan

*Arceus knocks on the basement door*

Arceus: MISTAKE WAKE UP
Giratina: I thought we talked about sliding the food under the door instead of opening the actual thing
Arceus: NO ITS MY BIRTHDAY GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THERE
Giratina: ...
Giratina: OH NO
Arceus: OH YES, COME ON
Giratina: bye bye Cyrus
Arceus: bitch what
Giratina: my friend
Arceus: myself you're weird, come on

*meanwhile*

Palkia: we need to get a present for him or he'll be mad
Dialga: aight so what though
Palkia: how about... donuts
Dialga: we've gotten him that for the past couple millenniums now
Palkia: he always seems to like it
Dialga: ah well ok then

*And so Arceus gets every other legendary and mythical in Sinnoh around a dinner table*

Arceus: OK EVERYONE GUESS WHAT
Darkrai: it's your birthday, we know!
Arceus: SHUT UP NIGHTMARE, DID YOU GET ME A PRESENT?
Darkrai: yeah, Cresselia has it
Cresselia: *passes him a box of donuts somehow*
Arceus: ...
Arceus: everyone got me donuts again didn't they
Giratina: I didn't get you anything
Arceus: you little shit

(Btw Giratina is sat at his own table because everyone but Dialga, Palkia and Darkrai fear him)

Manaphy: were we not supposed to..?
Arceus: I already have billions of donuts

*everyone begins to sweat*

Arceus: ok, I'll give you half an hour to find a different present for me, and DO NOT grab a random object in the house and claim you just bought it
Heatran: well fuck, mission aborted
Arceus: bitch what

*everyone leaves*

Arceus: YOU TOO, GIRATINA
Giratina: why??
Arceus: you're my son you've gotta do it
Giratina: well fuck ok

*so everyone goes off to find a new present and we'll go in order of the pokedex because why not*

Dialga and Palkia

Dialga: ok so what now
Palkia: well we're his kids so he's probably gonna expect something good
Dialga: should we get him a cake that looks like a donut
Palkia: A CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE HIMSELF
Dialga: ...
Dialga: YOU GENIUS and how do we get that
Palkia: uhhh let's search online for a photo of him and print it on a cake from walmart
Dialga: aight let's go