Introducing: Ultra Beasts

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Yeah, they're here, I consider them legendaries.

And I bet there's SOMEONE out there saying "thIs BoOK SuCKs BeCaUse tHeRE'S nO UltRa BeAStS"

Well sure this book can suck but HERE YOU GO, THE ULTRA BEASTS!

In case you forget them all, here they are with le pronouns:

Nihilego: she/her but how tf do you spell that name
Buzzwole: he/him
Phermosa: she/her
Xurkitree: he/him
Celesteela: she/her
Kartana: he/him
Guzzlord: he/him
Poipole: he/him
Naganadel: she/her
Stakataka: he/him
Blacephalon: not too sure either but probably he/him (UPDATE: idk why but I decided blacephalon is she/her)

Ships:

Eh I'm not too sure maybe the typical phermosa x buzzwole and xurkitree x blacephalon (yes, that is a ship because of that one episode, crazy, I know)

Anyways uh, guess we better see how they get along with the alola squad, aka Necrozma, Tapu Koko and Tapu Lele

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*door bell rings*

Solgaleo: NECROZMA GO GET THE DOOR
Necrozma: TF WHY ME
Lunala: I'm too busy feeding the child
Necrozma: what's Solgaleo's excuse?
Solgaleo: JUST GO OPEN IT

*so Necrozma goes and opens the door, surprised to see Nihilego*

Necrozma: ...
Nihilego: ...
Necrozma: HEEEYYY HOW YOU DOING, PAL?
Nihilego: great fam, just kidnapped a woman and possessed her
Necrozma: haha, the usual I see?
Nihilego: haha, yes

Koko: so who tf was it
Necrozma: my pal
Koko: darkness?
Necrozma: no I'm scared of that, I mean Nihilego
Nihilego: hi
Koko: AAAA

Lele: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
Koko: HOE THERES A FUCKING JELLYFISH AT THE DOOR
Nihilego: nice to meet you too
Lele: ...
Lele: AWWW ITS ADORABLE
Necrozma: wait what

Lele: *hugging Nihilego* can I keep it?
Nihilego: aoxnsoxnsoswonfkc
Necrozma: ....sure
Lele: YAY
Nihilego: WHAAAAAT

*suddenly some very long legs are seen at the door with a buff bug behind them*

Necrozma: ah, buzzwole, phermosa
Koko: HOE THERES MORE?!?
Necrozma: what's 11 take 3
Lele: 8
Necrozma: mk thanks *to Koko* there's 8 more
Koko: ...

Phermosa: Ooh do I see shiny?
Necrozma: not quiet but you can try soft resetting
Buzzwole: we all know that's the worst method, the full odds method is better
Phermosa: you idiot that's not even a method
Buzzwole: well how do you think I got this shiny eevee

Phermosa: *eyes light up* where is it
Buzzwole: ...
Necrozma: IN THE BASEMENT
Phermosa: I gotta dash *shrinks and runs down to basement*

*5 seconds later, Lunala screams, but two more guests have arrived*

Xurkitree: hello?
Koko: AAA WIRES
Xurkitree: I smell electricity
Necrozma: now xurkitree, we talked about eating electric types for dinner
Celesteela: hol up ain't that cannibalism
Koko: not if meltan eats steel types
Necrozma: SHH DONT SUMMON HIM

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