Taekook oneshots

Mr. J or Mr. Batz pt.2

"TAEHYUNG NO!" I hear the screams getting faint as my body was falling from a great height. I closed my eyes and waited for the painful impact.

"KIM ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" I opened my eyes to see Jiminie, holding my hovering body.

He can't fly though, Am I dead?

"Yah! Am I dead jiminie?"

"What do you mean?! I saved you Tae!! Why do you wanna die so desperately?!" He says as my feet finally touch the solid ground.

"Nothing just got betrayed. Got my trust broken after 5 years of blindly loving him" I sigh as I look up to see a very faint I think jungkook looking down, hah waiting for me to die bitch.

"Wait wait?!! What's going on?! Tell me everything!" I nod as he picks me up again and I smack him.

"Yah! Why are you picking me up?" I say as I hold a tight grip on him.

"I'm just babying you, sweets" I giggle but then realization hits me.

"MY BAT! NOOOOOOOOOO!" I shout, I left my bat up there! Who knew jiminie would be here to save me.

"WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED?!" Jimin bursts at the sudden shout.

"I FORGOT MY BATTTTTTT!!" I whine as he looks at me.

"Seriously Tae? I'll get you a new on—"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT THAT ONE ONLY! IT HAS ALL MY LOVELY MOMENTS, EVEN THOUGHT I HATE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!" I shouted as I made grabby hands towards the building.

Jimin took that note and yanked me away.

"YAH! IF YOU DROP ME!"

"SAYS THE ONE WHO ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF!" I smack his chest.

"SHUT UP! I HAD REASONS!" I whine and hide my face in his neck.

"UH HUH? WHAT ARE THOSE REASONS? MR. JOKER HUH? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR HIM BUT NO!" I just listened to him listing points why I shouldn't have loved jungkook.

"When did you learn to fly?" I ask to shut him up.

"What do you mean?" He looks at me, getting closer to our home. Ah how I missed this.

"I mean, you're literally flying with me in your arms right now. Don't tell me you don't know how to fly and then we'll fall down like those animated characters!"

"Umm you're in safe hands. Don't worry"

I sigh and snuggle closer to him, a habit which I do when I'm not okay or I wanna feel loved.

"Tae we're here" He takes me inside.

"Jim—TAEHYUNG! MY BABY!" I just took one step inside and got yanked by Jin hyung in a hug followed by Namjoon hyung.

"Can't you see I'm slee—V! Erm I mean TAE!" I get squished by yoongi hyung.

"A group hug without me? Not possible!" Hobi hyung mumbles as he joins the hug.

Soon they pull away from me. No please no.

"J—" Jimin jumps onto me making me fall down. Thanks to my levitating skills, my spine is still intact.

"JIMINIE! I ALMOST LOST MY SPINE BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"YOUR LIFE GOT SAVED BECAUSE OF ME!" Jimin shouts

"WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?!"

"Umm soooooo—"

"Story time?" Jin hyung asks raising his eyebrows.