Taekook oneshots

You're so gonna get it

(The Untold Truth pt.3)

Jungkooks pov.

"H-hey hyungs. When d-did you both c-come back?"

*slap

I got yeeted onto the floor again and I hold my stinging cheek.

"DONT 'HEY HYUNG US' YOU MOTHERFUCKER! HOW COULD YOU BITCH!"

"Hyung I-"

"I never expected this from you Jungkook" Namjoon hyung shakes his head.

"H-hyung I was just pranking h-him"

*slap

"OH YEAH? PRANK! JOON I'M DIVORCING YOU CUZ I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE! HOW'D YOU FEEL?!"

"Wait!! Jin don't leave me ISTG!!!"

"I'm not leaving you! Use your 148 IQ for once! I'm giving an example" He rolls his eyes

"Ok so where was I? Yeah AND THIS GUY RIGHT HERE DIVORCED HIS HUSBAND AND MY BROTHER AS A PRANK HAHAHAH SO FUNNY RIGHT"

"I-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BISH!"

mEaNwHiLe

Taehyungs pov.

"Yo tae? Are you sure it's a good idea?"

"Jiminie!! He pranked me!!! I have to get back at him. But he hurted me too. So he deserves those slaps"

Magical flashback✨

"Hyung! Did you get it?"

"Yes we did!"

"Where is Tae? I wanna tell him it's a prank?"

WTF! MY LOVE TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME

"I watched him rush out of here"

Oh so now you're worried. Hahahah it's now my turn to laugh

Magical flashback over✨

"Hyung I'm s-so sorry. I- I want him b-back"

"JUNGKOOK ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DID THIS TO HIM! HE'S GONE" Jin hyung says with teary eyes

"Jiminie should I go? He's crying too much. Is he eating well? He looks thin!"

"He's fine! He deserves it!"

"No he's not I'm going!"

Jiminie tries to hold me back but I run away towards them all.

"Hello there!"

"Hey- WHAT THE FUCK TAE! COME HERE!"
Jin hyung and Namjoon hyung yank me in a hug.

"Ahh I wanna go to my husband!" I whine

"Tae, baby he just got engaged to some biho guy! You still want him?"

I look at Jungkook, he looks at me with teary eyes.

I slowly make my way towards him and. . .

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"Oww what was that for!"

"You didn't take care of yourself!"

"I did-"

Kick in the no no area

"Shut the fuck up"
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Jungkooks pov.

He's beating me up gawd! I married him for this?

I get closer to him.

"Lets tell the hyungs everything then you're gonna get it" I whisper and smirk going away from him.

"Hyungs! Listen I didn't engage Biho! I didn't divorce Tae, I love him too much for this"

"Then why did you guys do this?"

"You guys forgot?"

Now yoongi and Jimin hyung also stand confused, hobi hyung too sipping his sprite. . .

"You all said that we both share the same brain cells and we can NEVER prank you all. Yeah so we did. I have to say you can really act kookie! I've taught you well" Tae says and comes to me. I wrap an arm around him.

"THEN WHAT ABOUT BIHO?!"

"Who? Me? Hahahaha I'm just actor and now bye!"

Biho appears out of nowhere and then goes away cuz he maybe knows what's about you happen.

"YOU BOTH PRANKED US AND WE HAD TO COME BACK FROM LOS ANGELES TO SEOUL!!!"

We both slowly back away.

"HYUNG! A UNICORN!"

Me and Tae shout, hold hands and run away.

"YAHHH THEY'RE RUNNING!" Hobi hyung shouts.

"COME BACK HERE! YOU'RE BOTH ARE SO GONNA GET IT!"

We both just giggle and run away together. When we had lost the hyungs somewhere, I pulled Tae and hugged him, feared that I'll lose him.

"I love you" I kiss his neck

"I love you too my lovely kookie!" He pets my head.

"I'm not not a baby! You're my baby!" I cheekily peck his lips. He pouts.

"I'm no baby!!" He whines

"Ok ok you're my cutie, lovely, fluffy, sassy, beautiful, ethereal baby! And only mine" I boop our noses together.

"Fine!! Now carry me!" He smiles and I pick him up in a bridal style and we spent the whole day enjoying.
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Taekooks pov.

Wait! Are we forgetting something?! More likely Someone!? More and more likely Somemany?!

(Rizzy: idk what's happening to me but please cooperate ╥﹏╥)

"THERE THEY ARE! GO GET THEM!" Hyungs shout

Oh nooooooooooooooo
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I made this chapter funny cuz we had too much angst already 😂. Hope you guys also enjoyed it!

Take care rawrs!💜💜💜

~R