THE MIGHTIEST LITTLE PEASANT

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Chapter 276

Eight-Gate Village was located in the southwestern corner of Province Z. It was a three-hour car ride from Provincial City.

Tang Hao searched it on the Internet and found that it was a small village hidden deep in the mountains.

About three hours later, Tang Hao arrived at the district in which Eight-Gate Village was located.

He continued the rest of his journey with the help of the satellite navigation.

Soon, he arrived near the mountains. He continued driving onto the winding roads.

The sky was starting to turn dark, and the mountains looked gloomy.

Suddenly, he saw a figure dressed in Taoist robes standing next to the road. Tang Hao was surprised. He thought that it was Shabby Taoist Master.

He looked a little more closely and noticed that it was someone else. His robes were rather clean and he wore a pair of sunglasses. He carried a sack and wore a thick gold bracelet on his wrist. He looked rich and trendy.

Tang Hao had never seen him before.

The Taoist master saw the car coming toward him. He stretched out an arm and pointed a thumbs up.

Then, he felt that something was not quite right, and turned the thumb downward.

Once again, he discovered that something was not quite right. He pulled up his robes, showing his bare legs underneath, and stuck one out on the road. He tried to look as seductive as he could.

Tang Hao rolled his eyes several times when he saw that.

‘Is this guy an idiot?

‘Is he trying to attract my attention? He’s not even a sexy woman. That’s disgusting!’

‘Wait… Such a strange figure, don’t tell me he’s from Mao Mountain as well? I’ve never seen him before though!’

He did not remember seeing that person when he was up on Mao Mountain the last time.

As he tried to recognize that person, the car neared the Taoist master.

“Stop! Stop!”

That person jumped into the middle of the road and waved at Tang Hao.

Tang Hao was shocked. He cursed under his breath and floored the brakes.

The car immediately screeched to a halt.

“F*ck! Does he have a death wish?” Tang Hao cursed.

“Hey, Brother! Can you help me? I’m in a rush!” The Taoist master came next to the car and knocked on the window.

“I seem to have gotten lost. Can you give me a ride?” The Taoist master waited for Tang Hao to roll down the windows and stuck his head inside.

He rummaged his pockets and said awkwardly, “I don’t have any money on me, but I have a lot of wondrous items. Here, take a look.”

He opened his sack for Tang Hao to see.

“What do you think of this relationship talisman? It’s very effective. You’re sure to meet with the goddess of your dreams.

“How about this one? It’s an eat-all-you-want-and-never-get-fat talisman. I can guarantee that it’ll work!

“Still not satisfied? How about this good fortune talisman? You’ll be blessed with lots and lots of money!”

He pulled out his talismans one by one and explained them to Tang Hao.

Tang Hao rolled his eyes. All those talismans were definitely fake. There was no such thing as fortune or slimming talismans. However, there might be relationship talismans.